You know, I am so romantic, I should marry myself.
—Mike Wazowski before he dates (Then marries) Celia
Mike Wazowski (Also often mispronounced as "Mike Wasuski" sometimes) is a cyclops. He is butt-buddies with a behemoth named Sulley. He also has a girlfriend named Celia.
Mike Wazoski and Sulley were enemies with a lizard-chameleon-like thing named Randall Boggs.
During 2013, he and Sulley were evil for a while (And Randall Boggs was a good guy during that time)
During 2014, he and Sulley became heroes again (And Celia decided to reunite with Mike) and Randall became his evil self again, but got their a**es owned by Mao Zedong this time.
Like 4chan Sniper, Mike enjoys reading 4chan.
Mike Wazowski looking weird.