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WOW for fucks sake! If there's no Anasui, then this shit ain't Stone Ocean! Mickey Mouse

Michael Theodore "Mickey" Mouse also known as Michael Rodent, his alias, is a mouse creature, actor, businessmouse and entrepreneur that lives in 2D Hollywood. He is also Minnie Mouse's ex-boyfriend.

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Michael in his $125,000 steamboat (circa November 18, 1928 - colorized) Also, in today's money, $125,000 is $2,113,370

He is one of the only cartoon characters in existence that is not secretly evil, currently his evil actions are public, but this is subject to change.

Mickey was born to a family of mice in 1903. He was Albert Einstein's lab rat and was tested on for several years until one day, he was thrown out after an experiment went very wrong. Unexpectedly, he survived the test and mutated into a rodent creature with human-like limbs and newfound sapience. Mickey wondered the streets looking for a job, but he was rejected due to his subhuman status. He eventually retreated to the most impoverished area he could find: an ally in soon-to-be-Hollywood. He still could not find a job due to the competitive environment caused by the many people who were also desperate for work. Mickey started losing hope and sanity. He was rejected and unwanted everywhere.

Mickey fell into a deep, seemingly inescapable despair. He found a needle full of liquidated plotholium on the street and injected it directly into his veins, hoping that it would end his misery. Right before he passed out, he saw several cloaked men hovering over him. Mickey woke up but did not see, hear, or smell anything. He was unsure if he was alive or already dead. He heard a voice say "alright, remove the casts" and could suddenly see and hear again. He saw 5 men watching him across the hospital bed. Mickey was shown a mirror and was unrecognizable to himself. His nose was swollen, his ears looked like plates, his sclera was gone and his skin was now completely pale. Mickey was horrified, but the men watching were nodding. "Yep, this is the one" a man exclaimed. Mickey looked at the calendar and noticed that over 2 decades passed. It was October 23rd 1928.

One of the men approached Mickey and identified himself as Wal Didney. He said that he needed Mickey. Mickey tried to run away, but the metal cuffs prevented him from getting up. Wal said that he revived him because Disney's previous star (Oswald the Lucky Rabbit) quit due to his ethical concerns with the company, even after being threatened with death if he ever chose to leave. After Oswald was shot, Disney lost their biggest icon. Mickey was offered $50 per hour if he starred in his own cartoon series. Mickey was hesitant to accept the offer but took the deal because they were the only people willing to employ him and he knew that he would be next if he rejected the offer.

Mickey's live unexpectedly got far better because of this deal. He found his purpose in life, made many friends during the filmings, became respected by the world, got rich, and brought happiness to the masses. Mickey went straight to the top and had everything he needed in life. He went from a street rat to a life of luxury. However, this was not enough for Mickey.

His success slowly but surely rotted his soul away. As his image and wealth grew, he became more and more obsessed with growing his status. Mickey never stopped to appreciate what he already got, he always strived for more. He wanted more money. More fame. More Power. Mickey gained a lot from this attitude. His business rose to power, he has enough money to get any material item he wants, and he has millions of worshippers dedicating their lives to his brand. His company was filled with overworked employees serving him and the law was bending to his will. Mickey is on the way to ruling the world…

Despite his new gains, his greed has made him lose much more. His friends started falling off from him, he had no more private life, his work schedule was getting overwhelming and public opinion slowly started turning against him for his sins. Mickey started neglecting his relationship with Minnie and Pluto, causing them to replace him with Mortimer Mouse in their lives. Mickey slowly regressed back to that familiar despair. He was back at being the dirty rat many loathed. He wanted the misery to end, but is not going to give up as easily as he did last time.

He is now silencing his critics and covering up his sins in order to save face. Mickey is the primary suspect of over 40 missing person cases, although the investigators of every single one quit their jobs before the cases could go anywhere. The victims were primarily journalists and politicians who will not be named in order to protect their families. Mickey Mouse is now determined to help Didney take over both the World and the UnWorld so that he gets back the respect and admiration he used to have.

Mickey continued to grow his empire, making many shows and even a few Shames of his own. His empire has grown so far, in fact, he is currently on his yacht drinking out of a pure gold wine glass. How does he hold it? We don't know! Though, it is known Mickey has gone through recent Hunting and Karate training, and it is rumored that he may be in contact with Doc Louis.

It wasn’t until the second 2024 started that Mickey lost a lot to the public domain. Mickey is still the star of The Wal Didney Company, but now his oldest short is now available for everyone to use, causing Mickey to lose quite a bit of money. As of now, he’s still struggling, and he is unaware that the following years will only make his fight against the public domain and the people who support it even worse…

Stand: [HOUSE OF MOUSE]
User: Mickey Mouse
Power: C Speed: A Range: C
Durability: C Precision: B Potential: B
Ability:

[HOUSE OF MOUSE] is able to shoot metal pins, shaped like Mickey's head, which attach to the enemy stand user's body. This metal pin is able to reduce the enemy's power by 20%.

Trivia[]

  • He can make a strange, high-pitched sound in the tone of F that can cause stuff to happen, mainly employees exploding.
  • Pikachu, Hello Kitty, Sonic, Bugs Bunny, and Sony are his main rivals.
  • Mickey is the first cartoon character to have a star on the Hollywood walk of fame.
  • Squidward and Mr.Krabs are some of his major business associates and partners.
  • He really dislikes Chuck.E, Freddy and Remy.
  • Mickey and Ronald McDonald started having [Information withheld due to the request of the Walt Didney Company] after Minnie Mouse cheated on Mickey with Mortimer Mouse.
  • Mickey, for a reason we are very uncertain of, was once seen collecting stones on a nearby railway track. Unbeknownst to him, Thomas the Tank Engine was steaming down the track at a high speed, leaving Mickey's bones broken. Thomas showed no remorse or regret for this downright evil deed.
  • He died in the First Teletubby War and was sent to Hell. Then, in 1998, he was brought to life again by a mysterious force, after his corpse was dumped at the Teletubby Land Acid Lake. He claims to have heard a voice when unconscious, instructing him to cleanse the UnWorld and rule it through the power of corrupt money and tax evasion.
  • Mickey is good friends with Elmo
  • He really gets confused why his 2 friends such as Winnie the Pooh and Bambi ended up being in public domain.
  • Didneyland is a prototype of what Mickey plans to turn society into.
  • He trapped Bendy in hell in order to have less competition.
  • Mickey Mouse was once involved in a boss fight with Mario, threatening to kick his butt, and forcing him to say his secret words which can be used to summon demons, "messka mosska mickey mouse".
  • Mickey's kill count is unknown, but it is estimated to be in the Ten Thousands.
  • He is, in fact, the same person as Wal Didney, as that guy voiced Mickey Mouse.
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