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HEE HEE!

Michael Jackson

But, the Janice of my son!

Michael Jackson

Michael "I am a white guy!" Jackson is BAD guy who is the King of Pop (a town in America) and a general in the Daedric Army. He is notable for singing cool songs and the ability to move backwards while walking forwards. He was pretty popular in late 1980s so Sega hired him to destroy Nintendo and steal Shigeru Miyamoto's brain. This plan was going to be successful, until Shigeru created Reggie.

Michael Jackson has many magical powers like shooting lasers out of his fingers, throwing coins in enemy snipers and transforming in DeLorean, changing history and finally being a HEE HEE man.

In 2009, Michael Jackson was found dead on the toilet. But when everybody started to dance at the same time, he rose up from his grave and flew away to either Planet X or Hell, nobody really knows. This phenomenon is called the Miller. The Miller was discovered by Po as she was shot out of a cannon and into space by the Teletubbies, but then the rest of the Teletubbies danced, which brought Po back to life.

One year later, Michael Jackson returned to Earth, only to get killed by the same toilet again.

Oh, and he made the soundtrack to Sonic the Hedgehog 3, for some reason.

P.S.: You can also try the moonwalk.

His demons[]

Michael Jackson made a deal with Bob Saget so now he owns a lot Demons. He uses them just to terrorize the people of the UnWorld just for fun, mainly guys in Japan. This resulted in the Demon Slayer Corps forming in order to kill these demons and make sure they don't kill innocent people. So yeah this man is evil!

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