MEH-GRO
—Metagross, Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Metagross is PokeBlue. His designated Roman numeral is II (2).
He occupies himself wrecking cities alongside his supreme boss Tyrantrum at Unplanned Demolition Company and making sure every building are destroyed and wrecked like heck.
And just so more cities can be wrecked, he successfully referred Gigalith (PokeDenim) into the company.
He also enlisted in the US Army Reserve. He did this because Tropius joined the US Army and Metagross was like "If he's joining, I'm joining too!", but made a mistake and accidentally enlisted in the US Army Reserve.
He was formerly BFF's with Garchomp until he redeemed himself.
Metagross is currently hunting down Mewtwo's little sister, Mew.