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Meta Knight is a WANTED article!

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This means it is among the best UnAnything has to offer! It has been WANTED as of August 2018! Treat it with respect! Go here to see all WANTED articles.

Fight me!

Meta Knight, picking fights with people.

Meta Knight is a warrior of legendary power who "fights for destiny". He runs around, and kills powerful bad guys, because he is awesome like that. He can slay even the most dangerous villains.

Personality

The Meta Knight was born without a personality. Nobody knows why. He was trained how to laugh, cry, and hate during his combat training.

It is not quite known why he wears his mask. Maybe it is just to make himself look more awesome, or he's just really shy about showing his face.

History

Meta Knight was born on Mars. He was recruited in the Martian army at the age of three. They trained him for twenty years, and he became one of the best agents they had.

During the Nonsense War, the Meta Knight was flown to Earth to kill people with his legendary fighting skills. He crashed into Earth and started killing. His General told him to "STAND DOWN SOLDIER!" So, the Meta Knight turned his sword on the general.

The Meta Knight was dishonorably removed from the Martian military, and he was told never to return to Mars, or they would blow him up. He chose to live on the weird Earth planet after that. He now plays cards with Chuck Norris and has almost won once.

At some point, Meta Knight went to some unknown planet, where he and Garlude make waffles. Anyways, Garlude gave birth to Sirica, so Meta Knight left, because he didn't want to be a father. Years later, in an episode of UnAnything: The Series called Father's Day, he gets killed by Kirby. The End.

Powers & Abilities

The Meta Knight is one of the greatest warriors Mars has ever created. He has strength even stronger than yours, at least, and he can wield a sword with enough skill to slice a fly out of the air.

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Trivia

  • Meta Knight may or may not be Kirby's older brother.
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