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Meta E. Knight
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Meta Knight, wielding his sword, Sacred Sword
Gender: Male
Hair color: Blue
Eye color: Yellow
Species: Puffball
Home: Battleship Halberd
Death: Defeated by Sword Kirby
AKA: None-Guy
Likes: To rule the world
Dislikes: His mask destroyed
Education: Genius
Occupation: Swordsmen
Known For: strongest man
Alignment: Lawful Good
UnRank: 54321
" Fight me! "
  —Meta Knight wanting a fight.

Meta Knight is a warrior of legendary power who "fights for destiny". He runs around, and kills powerful bad guys, because he is awesome like that. He can slay even the most dangerous villains.


Meta Knight was born on Mars. He was recruited in the Martian army at the age of three. They trained him for twenty years, and he became one of the best agents they had.

During the Nonsense War, the Meta Knight was flown to Earth to kill people with his legendary fighting skills. He crashed into Earth, and started killing. His General told him to "STAND DOWN SOLDIER!" So, the Meta Knight turned his sword on the general.

The Meta Knight was dishonorably removed from the Martian military, and he was told never to return to Mars or they would blow him up. He chose to live on the weird Earth planet after that. He now plays cards with Chuck Norris, and has almost won once.

He was killed by Kirby, though. The End.


The Meta Knight was born without a personality. Nobody knows why. He was trained how to laugh, cry, and hate during his combat training.

It is not quite known why he wears his mask. Maybe it is just to make himself look more awesome, or he's just really shy about showing his face.

Powers and Abilities

The Meta Knight is one of the greatest warriors Mars has ever created. He has strength even stronger than yours, at least, and he can wield a sword with enough skill to slice a fly out of the air.

Note: many people have been Fangirls of Meta Knight.