Messi

Messi is a currency and the money used in countries in planets under the control of Kratos Messi, specifically in The Holy Empire of Kratos Messi, which has a stable economy. Of course, the currency is named after Kratos Messi, the leader of his own empire. You can't use this currency on other planets, as the UnDollar is standard everywhere else (or well, I guess except in areas under Kratos's thumb).

History[]

It was founded by none other than Kratos Messi himself, upon starting his very own empire. The economy founded off of Messis in The Holy Empire of Kratos Messi is worth 1.86 trillion Messis a year. Everybody in The Holy Empire of Kratos Messi uses this currency, and if anybody is caught using any other currency, they will likely face life imprisonment. The guy with the largest amount of Messis, is none other than Kratos Messi himself (what a surprise!)

Appearance[]

They look like Coins but with a picture of Kratos from FIFA 2026 on it. They be about an inch in size, about just as big as a US half-dollar, and are caste from real gold (as opposed to fake gold or fool's gold). In the centre is a print of a beautiful JPEG of Kratos wearing a Fifa-gound, meticulously sewn onto each individual coin by unpaid and unnamed workers, and on the inverse it is written "In Chuck Norris we trust", further ripping off the United States.