Melony is proof that wemen are unfunny.
—Ron (Meme Folder)
I fucking hate Melony, she's a stupid bitch who does nothing but sleep. But when she actually DOES do something, she's still boring! What were they thinking?!
Melony is SMG4's stupid waifu (waifus suck), who was born human, but nowadays, she is a human-watermelon hybrid.
History[]
Melony was born in the Mushroom Kingdom. After growing up into an adult, Melony falls in love with a human named Alex Weegee. Melony and Alex lived happily ever after... until Bowser killed the both of them.
Many years later, Princess Peach became the new princess of the Mushroom Kingdom, replacing Melony. Meanwhile, Melony was reincarnated as a watermelon in Japan. Melony, as a watermelon, did absolutely nothing at all. BORING!!! However, that changed when SMG4 went to Japan and turned Melony into a human-watermelon hybrid. Melony, finally having a true body again, decides to sleep. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!! WAKE UP, BITCH!!!
Anyways, Melony returns to the Mushroom Kingdom and meets a simp named Axol (who is actually just Alex Weegee reincarnated as an axolotl). However, this relationship ends when Axol gets killed by Eldritch SMG0. GOD FUCKING DAMNIT, CAN MELONY HAVE A BOYFRIEND WITHOUT HIM DYING??!!!!
Melony plotted to get revenge on Eldritch SMG0. However, SMG4 ended up getting revenge on Eldritch SMG0 instead, pissing off Melony.
Melony was later Blasted dead by Super 17 her body was then chopped up and sold to Dr T. for his nazi cocomelon army her death was caused because of Bob Saget wanting the people in the Mary sue category dead
Trivia[]
- Strangely, Melony seems to lack eyelashes.
- She's voiced by some YouTuber called, I don't remember her name, WHAT WAS IT, SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK WAS IT??!!!! I forgot her name, LOL.