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OH NO.

Mei Lee

OH NO.

Mei Lee

OH NO.

Mei Lee

OH NO.

OH YEAH!

Master Mei "Shifu" Lee is a girl in Canada who was made in China. There aren't many women in Canada or on the Moon for that matter, which makes her very specil. She has red hair, red eyes, and red sk- (wait we can't say that) i mean "Washington Commanders." Her biggest enemy is The Panda Curse™ as well as the Blue-Eyes White Dragon. Because she's chinese, she has the Epic Powers[citation needed] of turning red. She is the daughter of both Master Shifu and Young-hee.

Turning Red[]

What is turning red you might ask? Is it blushing? Is it becoming ANGRY like Dr. Large? It's neither of those things. It's the unoriginal stupid-power of shapeshifting into dead guy. By dead guy I mean the extinct species of Canadian Red Panda. With this power she can make lots of money because she is a Pixar character and all characters from Pixar make lods of emone (except for the bad dinosaur @everyone has forgotten about him)

This epic ability to become red has turned her into a fighting hero whom canst punch all the bad guys into submission, as opposed to dominance. But whatever she does to try and help doesn't actually work as her incompetence as a panda just hinders the good guys from actually doing good.

UnSchool Life[]

Her school life takes place in UnSchool, where she does Canadian things like eat milk in a bag. Like how Nebby needs to get in the bag! School is really boring and there's not much to say. She doesn't get good scores on the test because she's always looking at boys, when she doesn't realize they're all gay and are uninterested.

Killing Life[]

After being a hero got boring she decided to go to Africa and eat all the poachers who poach the African pandas. She's been unsuccessful at this as there are no pandas in Africa. But that hasn't stopped her from killing. Today the population of Africa has been reduced 10,000 each year because of her. She is a wanted criminal in both Skyrim and in Pickle Land, as well as the Bowser UnWorld Territories. She is also banned in China. She was killed in early 2024 by Lee Pai Long for saying that Taiwan is the property of China.

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