What am I fighting forrrrrr-
—Mega Man, after realizing bonus points are useless.
Mega Man (born Rock M. Light), and not to be mistaken with Me Gusta Man, was once a normal robot, but is now a SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT. He is the hero in some location somewhere, and it is likely he is actually an evil spy for some conspiracy, but this has not been confirmed.
History[]
Mega Man was created in Japan, and he was raised to make Nachos. When he was seven, he moved to Mars. On Mars, he met the Meta Knight, the greatest Martian warrior ever. He befriended the Meta Knight, to the point where Meta Knight confided all of his suspicions about Mars in Mega Man.
Mega moved back to Earth when he was eighteen years old, and requested permission from the United Nations to create a planetary defense unit. The UN passed him off as a lunatic, and threw him aside.
One man agreed with him though. Dr. Light thought planetary defense was essential. He had Mega come in, and be upgraded with cybernetic devices. Unfortunately, during the installation, Dr. Light somehow made Mega think Dr. Wily was evil. Not caring, he finished upgrading Mega Man.
Mega Man then decided he hated Dr. Wily and ran after him. He beat up Dr. Wily enough times to kill him but was kind enough to give him a ride to the hospital (then the prison) after every fight.
Many years later, he DIED from a short circuit in his neck while attempting to get a glass of water. Due to Mega Man's tragic death, Dr. Light replaced him with Mega Man X.
Family[]
- Dr. Light (Father)
- Roll (Sister)
- Proto Man (Brother/Prototype)
- Cut Man (Brother)
- Guts Man (Brother)
- Ice Man (Brother)
- Fire Man (Brother)
- Elec Man (Brother)
- Bomb Man (Brother, not to be confused with Bomberman.)
Alternate Versions of Mega Man[]
- Mega Man X, who is Mega Man's successor.
- Mega Man Volnutt, who Mega Man's other successor, from thousands of years in the future.
- Mega Man.EXE, who is from an alternate timeline about the internet, instead of robots. Despite the name, he's not a creepypasta character.
- Star Force Mega Man, who is Mega Man.EXE's successor.
Suspected Alternate Versions[]
Not confirmed, but we do have evidence.
- Mega Man Zero, who thanks to Iris has no idea what he fights for anymore. Fighting him is a bore.
- Beck, a rip-off of Mega Man.
- Robotboy, a mix between Mega Man and Caillou.
Gallery[]
Trivia[]
- Mega Man can... JUMP N' SHOOT!
- Mega Man is hungry. Maybe you should get him some Pickles.
- Mega Man is currently running around in Japan, trying to ride on birds.
- Mega Man can shoot electricity out of his eyes, but he'll go blind if he actually does it.
- Mega Man was once sued by Superman, but Phoenix Wright negotiated a compromise.
- PatMat claims that Mega Man became female and changed his name to "Megan" shortly before his death.
- However, there's no proof to this theory.