Artist's rendition of the UnCourt scene (Phoenix Wright is on the other side of the room)
Mediocreguy v Captain 0 (full name: John Mediocreguy vs Captain 0) (abbreviated: Mv0), also known as The Case Against Captain 0, was an UnCourt case brought against Captain 0 by fat man John Mediocreguy, better known as Mr. Mediocreguy. This was an extremely heinous case, for the fact that it was about... incest, an EXTREMELY UNLEGAL thing! The case was super uncomfortable for the attendees and the people who watched the broadcast to watch. It made many watchers throw up because Mr. Mediocreguy talked about how Captain 0, a good guy, did something, an eeevil something, with HIS SISTER, Captain 7.
This is one of the Ridonculous UnCourt Cases because it broke the Fourth Wall. Specifically, Mr. Mediocreguy, the Offender, used evidence from the UnAnything Wiki to back up his charge against the Defender, Captain 0. Mr. Mediocreguy used articles "Flying Toasters" and "Captain 7" from the UnAnything Wiki.
Phoenix Wright was Captain 0's Defender Defender. John Mediocreguy represented himself as his own Defender Offender.
The decision is at the end of the page, suck it.
Background[]
John Mediocreguy is a lawyer who is concerned with the law of the UnHyperverse, so he asked the Undefeatables to create the UnCourt system with the UnCourt Undefeated being the court used to judge especially notable guys, like Undefeatables (who aren't Chuck Norris). Some Undefeatables refused, but the ones who stood for justice approved. So, the UnCourt system was created and the UnCourt Undefeated would be the ultimate one.
John Mediocreguy is a guy who could read the UnAnything Wiki, for some reason, but he uses it to help him win court cases all over the UnMultiverse. That is his only superpower, though, so it's not like he could just go all over the place and win every court case ever. Though, in cases in the UnCourts, he gets special assistance from the Undefeatables to instantly get to them.
This Case[]
John Mediocreguy was reading the UnAnything Wiki to understand what is written and find out what is not written. Then he found an article on the wiki that suggested that Captain 0 did something highly unlegal, you know already. Being the one who cares about the law and justice ultimately much so, he had to make a Case Against Captain 0 to prove to everyone that he was a criminal!
Saying something like that against an Undefeatable is usually a blasphemy, but in the UnCourt of Law, anyone could say anything that is true, if their a lawyer. If they aren't a lawyer and say something blasphemous, then there is a high chance that they just get dead.
The Case[]
The Lead Up[]
Mr. Mediocreguy brought his files full of two exhibits and his claim against Captain 0 to the judge of UnCourt Undefeated. He was informed by the judge that this case is going to happen.
The UnPolice of the UnCourt system find Captain 0 and inform him of his UnCourt date as the Defender against the Offender, Mr. Mediocreguy, and that he has to have a lawyer to be his Defender Defender before the date. Captain 0 chose Phoenix Wright as his Defender Defender since he is the best lawyer ever.
Phoenix Wright is informed of this case by the UnPolice and Captain 0. He uses his epic lawyer hand to try and find evidence that Captain 0 and Captain 7 are not incesters, which will be revealed in the next section, suck it.
The Case Against Captain 0[]
Exhibit A
Mr. Mediocreguy pledged that he will only say the truth and that he has no malice towards Captain 0 or any other Undefeatable. He first presents his claim that Captain 0 and Captain 7 were in a greater-than-brother-and-sister relationship. He then presents exhibit A: Flying Toasters, the article on UnAnything Wiki. Mr. Mediocreguy explains that this exhibit tells that Captain 0 and Captain 7 were in a relationship at some point in time. Innocent enough, right? WRONG!
Exhibit B
He then presents exhibit B: Captain 7, the article on UnAnything Wiki. He said that this evidence says that Captain 7 is Captain 0's sister, therefore Captain 0 did the heinous unlegal thing.
The Case In Favor of Captain 0[]
Phoenix Wright pledged that he speaks the truth and only the truth. He first questioned the legitimacy of the "evidence"; it could be forged documents from a thing called the "UnAnything Wiki" trying to make Captain 0 look bad. He then uses facts and logics to prove that Captain 0 and Captain 7 would never do such a thing together, simply for the fact that brothers and sisters hate each other naturally, so it is impossible for Captain 0 and Captain 7 to be attracted to each other, ever.
The Decision[]
The judge decided that this case will need another trial because Mr. Mediocreguy and Phoenix Wright have an amount of argument such that the case is not possible to decide. So, Captain 0 and Mr. Mediocreguy are sent to the jail in the UnCourt Undefeated until the next trial.
But in actual, this case is never getting a decision, so Captain 0 and Mr. Mediocreguy have to go to jail every once in a while, for the rest of their lives.
Attendees of the Trial[]
A few people attended this trial. And by a few, what I meant was a LOT of people.
- Captain 7
- Cyber-Dee
- The Awesome One
- Basement Cat
- Creeper
- A Crewmate
- Twiba
- and a bunch of others not shown in the drawing