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What a horrible night to have a curse.

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One guy is having a bad time. (Note that this is her "revived" form and not the original.)

Mechdusa (or Ocram) was the name of the of The Twins, Skeletron Prime, and The Destroyer before Saxton Hale brutally ripped it apart. There may be other mechanical bosses that came out of the split, but they have never resurfaced or have died. The original Mechdusa was originally bigger than Optimus Prime, but after the Skeletron Prime was taken out of her she was made a [[Little Sponge]]. Mechdusa can still be reassembled (albeit not in her true form) if you have Ocram's Razor, which is why she's sometimes called Ocram. Mechdusa also has boobies because the guy who made her was a pervert, so if you're not into that then don't look at the image on the right or else you will die.

History[]

Creation[]

Long time ago, Red contracted Dr. Wily to make the world's most evil robot. Original, I know. But really, he just wanted a robot, one that would catch all the Pokémon for him and send them to Bill's PC cuz he was a supah lazy spoiled brat. Dr. Wily made prototypes, each one very grotesque, before settling on the one we know today. The original version he assembled didn't have eyes, but did have "functioning internal organs" that all had mouths. Organs that were overengineered to be as deadly as possible like the rest of the robot, because Dr. Wily is German. Eventually two giant flying eyeballs came around (conveniently) and he stuffed them inside.

Destruction[]

Saxton Hale felt its incredibly corrupt presence after Red had sent it to go make a half-Noah's Ark of Pokémon. He thought it was going to be a terrible night, and felt vibrations from deep below and the air get colder around him. Being greatly disturbed, he tore its eyes out, ripped out its heart, broke its neck, tore its arms off, and trashed it so that it couldn't reproduce and add to the list of Australia's deadly insects. Most the parts can't function on their own, like the brain or the heart, so they became Scrap which the mercenaries turned into Reclaimed and Refined, but others like the intestinal tract were able to survive and become The Destroyer. These parts became very angry at Saxton Hale, but could never fight him because they were too weak. This hated eventually turned into hatred against the UnWorld.

Revival[]

Some dude in Terraria decided it was a great idea to reunite Mechdusa, breasts et al. While it didn't have the shoulderblades, legs, heart, pancreas, ovaries, or other essential things that made the Baby wannabe, it did in fact have the stuff that survived the fittest. After Mechdusa was killed, Dr. Wily fed her some ice cream (all 3 mech bosses favorite food) and she was revived much like in the spirit of Pillar John. The NEO-mechdusa parts were immortalized after this. Before this point, the G-Man was preserving The Destroyer, however the ritual had been completed. Mechdusa in her metallic madness began... singing? Her voice shattered many glasses as it did savannas. Eventually, Penn Jillette did his biggest STFU in history which reverted her back into being just the parts of her sum. You can still use Ocram's Razor however to re-assemble her.

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