|Full name:||Max Stirner|
|Hair color:||black slickback|
|Eye color:||unknown, always hidden behind anime glasses|
|Birthdate:||October 25, 1806|
|Alive or Dead?:||alive|
|AKA:||Johann Kaspar Schmidt|
|Likes:||installing an egoist empire|
|Dislikes:||loosing to the right wing|
|Education:||pretty good if he does say so himself|
|Occupation:||politican, milk shop manag-i mean anarchist milk shop contributor|
|Known For:||for creating Egoism/Anarcho-Egoism|
A lot of people think he’s just an overly edgy nihilist.
Max was born in an alternate Germany from The Monochrome Dimension in 1806 and was immediately in rolled into the University of Berlin. He graduated when he was 15 with a degree in Politics, Philosophy, and Bowling Industry Management & Technology.
One day he saw a guy selling milk and some guys came up and killed him, and that made Stirner think “whoah, imagine if you could do anything” and created his ideology known as “Egoism” (or correctly put, Anarcho-Egoism).
Everyone thought he was so stupid for his idea he opened a milk shop that would be ran like an anarchist commune (do not ask me how that would work).
He ended up opening a few new branches which resulted in higher levels of doing-well-ness (there was no profit, obviously).
He was having the time of his life but one day, Nazis! They came outta nowhere and made everything right-wing!
He lives there to this very day