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Matt is probably one of the most famous Miis to have ever lived. For some people, his name is in infamy. This is because of how well he is able to play any sport You can think of! Yes, that even includes Painball.

History[]

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Matt during the early days in his career. This is likely the last thing you'll ever see when facing him.

A long time ago, Matt was once just a regular Mii in Miitopia. Matt took a particular interest in sports, and began to play them throughout his life. Many, many people took notice of Matt and how he was a prodigy at whatever sport he played. Matt's particular favorite sports are boxing, fencing, and tennis. Anyone that would dare to face Matt would get PWNED and destroyed, and he was able to make a very successful career out of sports. He even helps train Miis to become better sportsmen like him.

Later on in his life, Matt began to read out on history during his breaks from his sports. He discovered about how the Miis came to Earth and nearly went extinct. Wanting to take revenge, Matt decided to take on who nearly killed all of the Miis. Pac-Man, however, almost immediately gave up after learning about Matt's feats. Without someone to fight, Matt decided to go for the next best thing: that being Sailor Moon. If you want a quick summary of what happened, Sailor Moon's previous incarnation was the one who brought the Miis to the planet in the first place. Matt went all the way up to the Moon and challenged Usagi for a fight.

You may think that someone like Matt would instantly get wrecked and destroyed by someone like Sailor Moon, but this was far from the case. Matt tanked each and every blow that Sailor Moon sent to him, and he was able to counter those attacks with his own punches. The battle got really intense, too, as Sailor Moon had to transform into her Super Sailor Moon form in order to prevent herself from being defeated very quickly. However, even THAT power wasn't enough, and Sailor Moon feel to Matt's attacks. You might be wondering why Usagi didn't become Eternal Sailor Moon, but Usagi doesn't like taking her friends' blood.

Matt was more than impressed with his own skills, and began to question whether or not he was an Undefeatable. And so, Matt went up to the Undefeatable Palace and tanked a Roundhouse Kick from the almighty Chuck Norris himself, like a champ! Matt even gave Chuck a counterpunch from the attack. (Chuck didn't mind nor was hurt. As a matter of fact, he liked Matt's enthusiasm.) Matt has now become a member of the Lower Counsel of Undefeatables, and has made his duty to protect the Miis from any opposers for the rest of time.

List of Sports He's Good At[]

Whew, now that you know Matt's history and how he became an Undefeatable, here is a list of sports that Matt is good at. Matt is good at every sport, but we want to give a paraphrased list because Potatoes.

  • Tennis
  • Baseball
  • Boxing (His favorite sport!)
  • Bowling
  • Golf
  • Swordplay
  • Wakeboarding
  • Frisbee Sports
  • Archery
  • Basketball
  • Table Tennis
  • Power Cruising
  • Canoeing
  • Cycling
  • Skydiving
  • Dogfighting
  • Painball
  • eSports
  • Everything Else!

Trivia[]

  • The Matt the player is able to defeat in Wii Sports/Wii Sports Resort isn't the real Matt - He's just a copy.
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