Changes: Matryoshka Miku

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Smooch, smooch... Matryoshka Miku, right before shooting herself in the head.

Matryoshka Miku is a killer/singer/guy who people love to hate. She is basically Hatsune Miku, only a lot creepier and VERY HOMICIDAL!!! She appeared in the infamous song "Matryoshka", whose choreography people like to imitate. Fortunately, the ~~mind control~~ hype has died down. Matryoshka Miku also has a brother named Matryoshka Miku's Brother.

August 18, 2010

This is the infamous date when Matryoshka Miku came into existence. Apparently, what happened was she and Gumi got drunk, stole some clothes in Harajuku, splooged some paint onto their faces, rented a recording studio for an hour and sang some "Russian yet totally Japanese" song while wearing cheap face paint. Eventually, she committed suicide by shooting herself in the head, due to the toxic paint fumes corroding her brain. Gumi, however, was left unscathed.

Teh Next Day

Gumi managed to get Miku repaired but lowkey took the credits for their song and dance moves, which later on caused Miku to go on a rampage.

Meeting Jeff

While Miku was going crazy, Jeff the Killer was out and about, trying to decide who to torture and murder that day, until he saw Gumi running down the street with a piece of toast attached to her mouth. However, Miku was headed towards her as well, and the two psychopaths ended up killing her at the same time on accident. Jeff and Miku then looked at each other and fell in "love". The two eventually got married and gave birth to the V of Doom, which just about everyone hates!

Nowadays

She divorced that freak Jeff because she realized she can't feel genuine love towards anyone, but she's still out killing idiots and backstabbers. V of Doom took to invading other people's homes and no one is doing anything about it.

Trivia

Her rivals are some other singing robot called Alt 2.0 (who came out with a non-scary and actually CUTE song called MARUDE MATRYOSHKA the same time Miku came out with her awful song) and the Higglytown Heroes.

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+{{quote|Smooch, smooch...|{{PAGENAME}}|right before shooting herself in the head.}}
-{{Character Infobox|name = Matryoshka Miku|gender = Female|hair = Turquoise|eyes = (outer iris) turquoise, (inner iris) yellow|species = Vocaloid/android|home = Japan|death = Shot herself in the head, but was rebuilt a day later|AKA = Jeff the Killer's wife|dream = to kill all idiots|fear = water|education = She ain't need no "ed-yu-kay-shan"!|occupation = serial killer|known = for killing Gumi and some random guy|rank = 985|quotes = Smooch Smooch...|image = http://orig10.deviantart.net/7b77/f/2011/061/3/0/matryoshka_miku_2_by_honooz-d3ashis.png|imagesize = 200}}
+{{Character Infobox|name = Matryoshka Miku|gender = Female|hair = Turquoise|eyes = {{List|(Outer iris) Turquoise|(Inner iris) Yellow}}|species = [[Vocaloid]]|home = Hell|death = Shot herself in the head, but her voice chip was rebuilt a day later|AKA = [[Jeff the Killer]]'s wife|dream = To kill all idiots|fear = Water (She is a [[Yoshi]])|education = She ain't need no "ed-yu-kay-shun"!|occupation = Serial killer, professional dumbass|known = {{List|Killing Gumi and probably other people.|THAT SHITTY MATRYOSHKA SONG OR WHATEVER ITS CALLED}}|rank = 985|image = KILLTHISUGLYBITCHWITHFIRE.png|imagesize = 200}}
-<blockquote>"Smooch Smooch..."</blockquote>-Matryoshka Miku, right before shooting herself in the head.
+'''Matryoshka Miku''' is a killer/singer/guy who people love to hate. She is basically [[Hatsune Miku]], only a lot creepier and ''VERY HOMICIDAL!!!'' She appeared in the infamous song "Matryoshka", whose choreography people like to imitate. Fortunately, the <s>mind control</s> hype has died down. Matryoshka Miku also has a brother named [[Matryoshka Miku's Brother]].
-== Background Information ==
-She is basically the infamous Hatsune Miku, only more creepier and ''VERY HOMICIDAL!!! ''She appeared in the infamous song Matryoshka, which a lot of people like to imitate and obnoxiously reference it on NicoNico Douga, Pixiv, and a buncha other Japanese websites I don't care about.
 == August 18, 2010 ==
-This is the infamous date that Matryoshka Miku came to existence. Apparently, what happened was she and Gumi got drunk, stole some ridiculous clothes and stalked some guy's studio and sang some "Russian" yet totally Japanese song with stupid face paint. Eventually, she committed suicide by shooting herself in the head, causing Gumi to throw up.
+This is the infamous date when Matryoshka Miku came into existence. Apparently, what happened was she and Gumi got drunk, stole some clothes in [[Harajuku]], splooged some paint onto their faces, rented a recording studio for an hour and sang some "Russian yet totally Japanese" song while wearing cheap face paint. Eventually, she committed suicide by shooting herself in the head, due to the toxic paint fumes corroding her brain. Gumi, however, was left unscathed.
 == Teh Next Day ==
-The same dude that witnessed everything decided to post the footage online, and thus, Matryoshka Miku was born. Meanwhile, she was rebuilt by I don't know and then killed Gumi with a kitchen knife and decided to go on a rampage.
+Gumi managed to get Miku repaired but lowkey took the credits for their song and dance moves, which later on caused Miku to go on a rampage.
 == Meeting Jeff ==
-While Miku was going crazy, Jeff the Killer decided to kill some mailman. However, Miku was headed towards the same person, and the two psychopaths killed him at the same time by accident. Eventually, Jeff and Miku looked at each other and fell in love. The two eventually got married and gave birth to the [http://unanything.wikia.com/wiki/V_of_Doom V of Doom], which just about everyone hates!
+While Miku was going crazy, [[Jeff the Killer]] was out and about, trying to decide who to torture and murder that day, until he saw Gumi running down the street with a piece of toast attached to her mouth. However, Miku was headed towards her as well, and the two psychopaths ended up killing her at the same time on accident. Jeff and Miku then looked at each other and fell in "love". The two eventually got married and gave birth to the [[V of Doom]], which just about everyone hates!
 == Nowadays ==
-She is still married to that freak Jeff, and she still is killing idiots while the V of Doom invades other peoples homes.
+She divorced that freak Jeff because she realized she can't feel genuine love towards anyone, but she's still out killing idiots and backstabbers. V of Doom took to invading other people's homes and no one is doing anything about it.
 ==Trivia==
-*Her rivals are some other singing robot called Alt 2.0 (who came out with a non-scary and actually CUTE song called MARUDE MATRYOSHKA the same time Miku came out with her awful song) and the Higglytown Heroes.
+*Her rivals are some other singing robot called [[Alt 2.0]] (who came out with a non-scary and actually CUTE song called MARUDE MATRYOSHKA the same time Miku came out with her awful song) and the [[Higglytown Heroes]].
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Vocaloids
CFM Vocaloids	MEIKO (Sakine Meiko) - KAITO - Hatsune Miku (Matryoshka Miku - Matryoshka Miku's Brother - Hachune Miku - Mikoid) - Kagamine Rin and Len - Megurine Luka (Tako Luka)
Everyone Else	GUMI (Matryoshka Gumi) - Camui Gackpo - Kasane Teto - Akita Neru - IA

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