Smooch, smooch...
—Matryoshka Miku, right before shooting herself in the head.
Matryoshka Miku is a killer/singer/guy who people love to hate. She is basically Hatsune Miku, only a lot creepier and VERY HOMICIDAL!!! She appeared in the infamous song "Matryoshka", whose choreography people like to imitate. Fortunately, the mind control hype has died down. Matryoshka Miku also has a brother named Matryoshka Miku's Brother.
August 18, 2010[]
This is the infamous date when Matryoshka Miku came into existence. Apparently, what happened was she and Gumi got drunk, stole some clothes in Harajuku, splooged some paint onto their faces, rented a recording studio for an hour and sang some "Russian yet totally Japanese" song while wearing cheap face paint. Eventually, she committed suicide by shooting herself in the head, due to the toxic paint fumes corroding her brain. Gumi, however, was left unscathed.
Teh Next Day[]
Gumi managed to get Miku repaired but lowkey took the credits for their song and dance moves, which later on caused Miku to go on a rampage.
Meeting Jeff[]
While Miku was going crazy, Jeff the Killer was out and about, trying to decide who to torture and murder that day, until he saw Gumi running down the street with a piece of toast attached to her mouth. However, Miku was headed towards her as well, and the two psychopaths ended up killing her at the same time on accident. Jeff and Miku then looked at each other and fell in "love". The two eventually got married and gave birth to the V of Doom, which just about everyone hates!
Nowadays[]
She divorced that freak Jeff because she realized she can't feel genuine love towards anyone, but she's still out killing idiots and backstabbers. V of Doom took to invading other people's homes and no one is doing anything about it.
Trivia[]
- Her rivals are some other singing robot called Alt 2.0 (who came out with a non-scary and actually CUTE song called MARUDE MATRYOSHKA the same time Miku came out with her awful song) and the Higglytown Heroes.