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The Master General War was a war between three generals: General Food, General Electric and General Direction. This war marked the first instance of Generals Food and Electric working together. It also marked the beginning of the feud between the generals. General Mills also played a small role in this war.

Pre-War[]

General Food was having a normal day until suddenly General Direction launched a bomb at General Food for no reason whatsoever. Then they declared war and said that any general who didn't join is a n00b so General Electric was forced to join this war.

Master General War[]

Bot Battle[]

Recently, all the generals have discovered how to make robots for soldiers, so they each sent out 500 Robot Soldiers. They all ended up in South Korea due to a rip in the fabric of reality, and decided to battle there. Some houses were destroyed but the collateral damage and thousands of lives lost were insignificant. General Direction's robot soldiers were weak as he ended up putting in the wrong stuff in the robots (he also programed them so they said what direction they were going to fire before they did, giving away their strategy). His robot soldiers easily died. Genereal Food and General Electric however came out in a tie so they started to wonder if they had equal strength.

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