Another bomb has been planted!? SERIOUSLY!? Aw, s***!
—Master Chief
EAT LEAD ALIEN FREAKS!
—His average nightmare.
EAT LEAD ALIEN FREAKS!
—He was awake that time.
Master Chief is the greatest human who ever lived who goes into the battlefield, slaying monster after alien. His first shame was Duck Hunt, in which he uses a Sniper Rifle to kill them ducks! Master Chief was also a part of Brawl of the Consoles, until he killed Spider-Man. Master Chief then attended a Halo convention, and met Master Hand.
Master Chief served in the UUNSC for his entire life. He was killed during the Showdown at High Noon when Superman removed his limbs, causing him to bleed to death. Of course, he only feigned death, somehow pulled out a grappling hook without arms and made it all the way to space where he landed on a Halo. He conquered it single-handedly (actually, scratch that, he conquered it with two fingers) and became even more epic.
Appearances[]
- Duck Hunt
- Super Duck Hunt
- Halo: Combat UnEvolved
- Halo 2
- Halo The Third
- Resident Evil in Space
- Halo 4ever
- Ultimate War Simulator 2021
- Halo 5ever
- Halo Finite
- Halo: Outta Reach (cameo apperance)
- Undefeatables: The Shame
- Jurassic World 2: FallenKingdom
Powers[]
Master chief has the super human ability to BLOW THE S*** OUT OF EVERY ALIEN CREATURE HE SEES! He does this by hacking away at them with his Energy Sword, creating boom booms with his Rocket Launcher, blowing brains out with his Shotgun and... wait for it... wait for it... THE SPARTAN LASER! And that's not all... HE HAS TELEKINESIS!??!?! FREAKING EPIC!!!!!!!!!!THE ABILITY TO MOVE THING'S WITH HIS MIND! He has a cool gun.
As of 5060, we discovered he now has removable limbs. But how????????????
Trivia[]
- He deeply hates aliens!
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