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What's Mass Destruction? I don't know, you tell me! Oh yeah, I remember now.......
Persona_3_OST_-_Mass_Destruction

Persona 3 OST - Mass Destruction

Mass Destruction is a cool and awesome sauce R&B song from Persona 3. Many weapons are made with this song as the basis, almost like using a BOOM! for a pizza. But everybody knew that already.

But what people don't know, is that it was written by Benjamin Franklin after he found an 𝄞 lying around in his soup (Is Awesome Sauce a soup?) and instead of getting rid of calling his waiter Saul, he decided to add a little thunder it, and the score just wrote itself after that. You think it'd be Beethoven or Mozart who composed it, but no, it was the guy who fits in your pocket. Some island nation called "the Japanese" took credit for his creation after they were the first to make performances of it, but we know the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me God.

The song after it was made did some strange stuff like breaking people's legs, destroying the environment, destroying both Coldplay and Ed Sheeran's careers, giving people the bird, opening up portals to the 9th Dimension in people's toilets and having temper tantrums. This was eventually stopped when Donkey Kong stopped UnDestabilizating the UnUniverse or whatever donkeys do.

Lyrics[]

Mass_Destruction_Sapphire

Mass Destruction Sapphire

If we couldn't get more Mass Destruction...

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Syntax Error: Unexpected String

Uh oh, I think something bad happened.

Squidward

The insistence on babies make this song horrid to listen to. It gives me visions of curb stomping infants which is better than this garbage. Overall I'd say it's a -∞/∞.

Squidward

The insistence on babies make this song horrid to listen to. It gives me visions of curb stomping infants which is better than this garbage. Overall I'd say it's a -∞/∞.

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