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DA ZE~!

Marisa Kirisame

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Marisa Kirisame

Marisa Kirisame is a beautiful girl who somehow managed to blow Captain Villain's base on Mt. Tier CLEAN off its support beams with her MASTER SPARK! She usually flies around on a broom, even though she is an anime girl, not a witch. As of writing this, she is currently attempting to beat the shit out of a local Gary Stu after he fled the Appalachians and into Barney's Domain. She also removed the Monkeyless Spider's butt. I mean, the spider may've deserved it, right?

History

Marisa Kirisame has no birth, no end, and possibly no middle. That's what they call a present. A late birthday present. YOU FORGOT TO GIB ME A PRESENT!

How did she acquire a Master Spark? Nobody knows. Some say she got it after beating the Kessel Run in UNDER -9000 parsecs and beat some local black dude. Oh wait, no, that was Han Solo. I think she got it from lying to some local crime boss, then lying to another crime boss and then whacking their heads together with her RARE UNCULTURED DOUBLE SIDED BROOM!!!??? hands like a NORMAL person.

She apparently says "DA ZE~!" a lot to random people. She also adds it to the end of her sentences, ze~.

Where did she get a broom from? Some say that she stole a broom from a witch and made it so that it could fly. And that’s the good part of a good Mari-stery.

Trivia

  • Some guys have a crush on her. That may include you. DA-ZE!
  • Unlike Reimu, who is evil, Marisa is good.
  • Marisa is friends with he 23rd president Funny Valentine
Mimmergoescry

"Marisa please come back, I miss you" - Mima not being in new games while her apprentice and "daughter" becomes a secondary protagonist

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