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Mario Mart is a shopping and racing shame. The player races through many supermarkets to spend the most amount of money before exiting the store. It has many features, including one that is unlockable. The game has a story mode, where an ad came up on TV. It says whoever could buy the most useless stuff would get a 5636% discount on all items. Getting a useless item will boost the players speed, while getting a useful item will slow the player down.
Playable characters and Their Karts
- Toad - Mushy Mush Soup Can
- Mario - It's-a Mobile
- Evil Guy - Evil Kart
- Hitario - Hikartio
- New Mario - New Ma-Kart
- Wario - Rides piggyback on Waluigi
- Luigi - Green It's-a Mobile
- A Big Big Guy - A Big Big Cart
- Dry Bones - Dry Doom
- Bowser - Klown Balloon
- Kirby - Warp Star
- Pikachu - Pokeball
- Donald Duck - Duckatti Micro
- Italy Veneziano - Pastamobile
- Pickle - Pickle Kart
- Internet The Explorer - The Map
- Lucas - Thunder Cart
- Chuck Norris - ChuckMobile
- Calvin and Hobbes - Cardboard Box
- C-3PO and R2-D2 - Escape Pod
- Garfield - Lasagna Pan
- Nedzer - Fax Machine
- Michael Jackson - Carries a boy he is "rescuing" on his back. (Apparently, he really is rescuing the boy, but they don't want us to tell the truth... An the character is also the boy; Michael Jackson is only the vehicle... Strange.)
- Big Bird - Snuffleupagus
- The Exorcist - Creep Kart
- Homsar - He just floats because he is weird.
- Little Mac - New Bike/Old Bike (after completion of the "stolen bike")
- Manfred von Karma - Not a kart, he uses a boat for some reason.
- Rayman - Raycart/Globox Mouth ( after completion of "run over globox and drop some dump on him"
- Agumon - Digivice that floats for some weird reason
- Shizuka- 9 year old
- Stupid Undiwair- Popsicle Pear
- Goku - Kamehameha
- Ronald McDonald - Lovin' It - Unlock by winning the Clean Cup
- General Goomba - Goombomber - Unlock by winning the Eattime Cup
- Mr. Bean - Mini Cooper - Enter the Special code.
- Taokaka - Psycho Cart - Unlock by winning the Magazine Cup
- StickMan - Drawn Cart - Unlock by winning the Coffee Cup
- Mickey Mouse - Mouse Mobile - Unlock by winning the Special Cup
- Mallow - Nimbus Cloud - Unlock with Kumatora
- RHF - Rufufian Car - Unlock by winning the Mirror Mode
- Phineas and Ferb - The Flying Car of the Future, Today - Unlock by beating the game with at least 1 star on ever cup
- Spongebob Squarepants - Shell 32 - Unlock by beating the game with Phineas and Ferb
- Galacta Knight - no car cuz he can fly - Beat everything with SpongeBob Squarepants or Phineas and Ferb, then you have to beat him in a race to have him unlocked
- Duster - Pork Bean - Beat everything with either Taokaka or Ronald McDonald, then beat Duster in a race.
- Giygas - no car cuz he can fly - Beat everything with Taokaka and beat him in a race.
- Porky Minch - ABSOLUTELY SAFE REFRIGERATOR on wheels - Clear the Coffee Cup as Giygas and Metaknight OR Clear the Eattime cup with Giygas and Galacta Knight.
- Angry German Kid - Smashed Keyboard - He is unlocked by beating the game 9001 times with Porky Minch, Phineas and Ferb, or Galacta Knight, and then beat him in a race. His attack is Meteors, Pianos, and Keyboards.
- Ultra Magnus - Great War Truck - He is unlocked by coming in third or last in Sparkling Ship with Spongebob Squarepants, Galacta Knight, Angry German Kid, or Phineas and Ferb and then beat him in a race. His main attack is Magnus Hammer.
- George W. Bush - Politroli - Beat the game with Porky Minch.
- Angry Video Game Nerd - Sh**load of F*** - Come in third or last in Cola Ocean as Angry German Kid, and beat AVGN in a race. His main attack is swearing things with the bad F-bomb in it, which can stun the opponent for 5 seconds.
- Squilliam Fancyson - El King - Complete the whole demolition mode with Giygas.
- Para-Dice - Nyan Cat - Beat everything with Galacta Knight or Squilliam Fancyson, then beat Para-Dice in a race.
- H - Beta Test Car - Not currently available. Was used for Beta Testing.
- Gorthan, Destroyer of Light - Demon Monster - He is unlocked by beating the game with Angry German Kid, George, W Bush, Squilliam Fancyson or Para-Dice, and then beat him in a race. His attacks are Stink Pods, Knargak the Black Wingin and Demon Meteor.
- Doctor Square - Dark Square - He is unlocked by beating the game with Angry Video Game Nerd, Angry German Kid, George W. Bush, Galacta Knight, Squilliam Fancyson, Para-Dice, or Gorthan, Destroyer of Light and beat Doctor Square in a race.
- High Max - Mech Walker - He is unlocked by beating the game with Squilliam Fancyson, Gorthan, Destoryer of Light, Angry German Kid, Para-Dice, Doctor Square, Ultra Magnus, George W. Bush, Angry Video Game Nerd, Galacta Knight, or A Big Big Guy and beat High Max in a race. His attacks are Missiles, WTF Bombs, Oil Slick, Smoke Screen, and Shields.
- Eviler Bowser - Kruel Klown Kart - Beat the campaign on the Hardest difficulty twice.
- Barack Obama - GLA - Beat George Bush in Battle Mode.
- Duane Zuwala - Giant NES (GNES) - Unlock by winning any cup in REVERSE, @#!*% ! Or you can get in last with a female character.
- Brandon Lackey - A pot because he's a cactus - Same as above.
- Dipsy - Noo-Noo - Same as above.
- Meem - Meemmobile - Same as above.
- Brentalfloss - One of his videos - Unlock by winning the Last Cup
- Shoop Da Whoop - LAZOR BEAM Unlock by beating Chuck Norris OVER 9000! times
- Squadala Man - Carpet of Glory - Unlock Taokaka, Duster, Ronald Mcdonald or at least eight other unlockable characters.
- Frax - Gunner Car - Beat the Random Cup with Taokaka.
- Venom - Symbiote - Unlock by beating the Seperation Anxiety Cup.
- Scream - Hair Bike - Same as above.
- Lasher - Tenta-Mobile - Same as above.
- Phage - IPhage Nano - Unlock by beating the Seperation Anxiety Cup by cheating.
- Heavy Weapons Guy - Sandvich - Unlock by beating the TF2 Cup.
- The Demoman - The Bottle of Scrumpy - Same as above.
- The Soldier - The Flying Maggot - Same as above.
- The Medic - Ze Ambulance - Unlock by beating the TF2 Cup without dying
- The Engineer - The Sentry Cruiser - same as above.
- The Spy - The Provacteur - Unlock by beating the TF2 Cup by cheating.
- Riot - The Black Tank - Unlock by Beating the Seperation Anxiety Cup for less than five minutes.
- The Scout - The Batter-Up - Unlock by Beating the TF2 Cup for less than five minutes
- The Sniper - Camper Van - Same as above.
- Agony - Such a Pretty Mirror - Unlock by beating the Seperation Anxiety Cup as Carnage.
- The Pyro - Mmmmmm Crudda Hudda Huh - Unlock by beating the TF2 Cup as the Heavy.
- Robot Heavy - Metal Sandvich - Unlock by beating the Mann vs Machine Cup.
- Robot Demoman - Mecha Bottle - Same as above.
- Robot Soldier - Mecha Maggot - Same as above.
- Robot Medic - Emergency Van - Unlock by Beating the Mann vs Machine Cup without dying.
- Robot Engineer - Hover Sentry - Same as above.
- Robot Spy - Spymobile - Unlock by beating the Mann vs Machine Cup by cheating.
- Robot Scout - Super Scouter - Unlock by beating the Mann vs Machine Cup for less than five minutes.
- Robot Sniper - Deus Ex Machina - Same as above.
- Robot Pyro - Mmph Mech - Unlock by beating the Mann vs Machine Cup as Robot Heavy.
- Firefly - Jetpack - Find him in The Abandoned Factory and beat him in a race.
- Mario's Head - No car, because he "Ain't got no body" - Unlock by winning all the cups with Mario and Luigi.
- Doctor Who - Tardis - Unlock by beating the Doctor Who Cup or by completing the first level in the cup in any place.
- Dalek - UFO - Same as above.
- The Master - Electric Kart - Same as above.
- Cyberman - Steel Racer - Unlock by winning Pete's world
- Weeping Angel - Weeping Wing - Unlock by beating the Doctor Who Cup without dying.
- Ice Warrior - Reptile Kart - Same as above.
- Sontaran - Battle Tank - Beat the Doctor Who Cup by cheating.
- Silence - Forgetabouthatmobile - Same as above.
- Vashta Nerada - Darkness Racer - Unlock by finding him at London.
- Hal Korwin - The Burning Racer - Unlock by winning Pentallian Ship.
- Omega - The Gilded Golden racer - Unlock by Beating the Doctor Who Cup as the Doctor.
- Thomas the Tank Engine - YOU DRIVE HIM!! - Unlock by beating the Thomas Cup.
- Percy the Small Engine - Himself - Unlock by beating the Thomas Cup three times.
- Skarloey the Little Old Engine - Himself - Unlock him by beating Blue Mountain Quarry.
- Sir Handle the 'Falcon' Engine - Himself - Same as above.
- Rusty the Little Orange Diesel - Himself - Same as above.
- Peter Sam the Little Green and White Engine - Himself - Same as above.
- Duncan the Little Yellow Engine - Himself - Same as above.
- Luke the Little Lost Engine - Himself - Same as above.
- Salty the Dockside Diesel - Yar! - Unlock him by winning Brendam Docks.
- James the Red Engine - How should you know? - Beat the Thomas Cup by cheating.
- Henry the Green Engine - Himself - Unlock by finding him at the Steamworks.
- Gordon the Big Blue Engine - Himself - Same as above.
- Edward the Blue Engine - Himself - Same as above.
- The Fat Controller - Fat Controller's car - Unlock by winning the Thomas Cup as Thomas.
- Fatman - Fatmobile - Unlock him by winning all the cups.
- Vegeta - Standard Kart 9001 - Win all the cups OVER 9000 times.
- Optimus Prime - Truck
- Little Einsteins - Rocket
- Timmy Turner & His Fairly God Parents - Car
- Patrick Star - Sand Truck ,Reversie Werpie, Horseradish, Krabby Patty Deluxe
- Link - Train
- Maka- RPG 7
- The Annoying Orange- NaNaNaNaNa
- Mablaoweebowsawawawamariowario- The > mobile
- Fawful-The mustard of dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!
- Ducky - Quackmobile
- Angry Birds - Slingshot
- Megatron - Gun
- Special Agent Oso - Sports Car
- Special Agent Wolfe - Motorcycle
- Special Agent Dotty - Motorcycle
The grand prix has only 2 modes: 150cc and Mirror Mode. Because who needs other cc's?
Looks like the developers goofed up! You can only battle on certain of the same tracks you race on, so choose between popping balloons and getting useless stuff. Also coins, but don't play as Bowser! He dies in 1 hit during Balloon Battles.
Like Grand Prix, but its mirrored. Get hit once, and you die.
Faster, 200cc version of 150cc Grand Prix.
Fight bosses and stuff.
These Racers are Bosses in Boss Mode. They can be unlocked once you beat them.
- Flame Princess - Flare Car
- Trash - "The Shark"
- Mysterio - FishBowlcar
- RobotnikClause - PingasMobile
- Von Nebula - Shadow Bike
- Hitler's clone- Tank
- Grey Mann - Mannmobile
- Super Eviler Bowser - Doomship
- Newspaper Raceway
- Comic Land
- Gossip-News Park
- Cookbook Beach
- Storybook Desert
- Neo Arcrania
- Sparkle Circuit
- Fruit Canyon
- News Sewers
- Cappuchino Raceway
- Milky Rainbow
- Barney HQ
- Bowser's Castle
- Rainbow Road
- There is only one ridiculously long track on this cup where you race against all the characters you unlocked. Recommended that you do not unlock a lot of characters prior to either beating this cup or getting some actual skills like all these tracks:
- Luigi's Mansion
- Bikini Bottom
- The Galaxy
- Nightmare Lab
- Daytona International Speedway Food Court