The boxart to Mario Mart
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Mario Mart is a shopping and racing shame. It is a spin off of one of the Mario Fart games. The player races through many markets to spend the most amount of money. It has many features, including one which is unlockable. The game had a story mode, in which an ad came up on TV, saying whoever could buy the most useless stuff would get a 5636% discount on all items. Getting a useless item will boost the players speed, while getting a non useless item will slow the player down.
As the game was famous, this game had a site, toys, and 15,000 tons of cheese. However after the game got boring, Mario Mart's site went down, the toys exploded very loud and the official artwork was lost down the sewers.
It has a rival, Mario Kart.
Playable characters
- This list is incomplete! Whoever has this game put more characters!
- Toad - Mush Toad
- Mario - It's-a Mobile
- Evil Guy - Evil Cart
- Hitario - Hicartio
- New Mario - New Ma-Cart
- Wario - Rides piggyback on Waluigi
- Luigi - Green Panther
- A Big Big Guy - A Big Big Cart
- Dry Bones - Dry Doom
- Bowser - Spiky Wheel
- Kirby - Warp Star
- Pikachu - Pokeball
- Donald Duck - Duckatti Micro
- Pickle - Pickle Cart
- Internet The Explorer - The Recycle Bin
- Lucas - Thunder Cart
- Calvin and Hobbes - Cardboard Box
- Garfield - Lasagna Pan
- Nedzer - Fax Machine
- Michael Jackson - Carries a boy he is "rescuing" on his back. (Apparently, he really is rescuing the boy, but they don't want us to tell the truth... An the character is also the boy; Michael Jackson is only the vehicle... Strange.)
- Big Bird - The Big Bird
- The exorcist - Creepy Car
- Homsar - He just floats because he is wierd.
- Little Mac - New Bike/Old Bike (after completion of the "stolen bike")
- Manfred von Karma - Not a kart, he uses a boat for some reason.
Unlockables
Characters
- Ronald McDonald - Red Cart - Unlock by winning the Clean Cup
- General Goomba - General Goomba's Tank - Unlock by winning the Eattime Cup
- Kumatora - Psycho Cart - Unlock by winning the Magazine Cup
- Stick Man - Drawn Race Cart - Unlock by winning the Coffee Cup
- Mickey Mouse - Mouse Mobile - Unlock by winning the Special Cup
- Mallow - Nimbus Cloud - Unlock with Kumatora
- RHF - Rufufian Car - Unlock by winning the Mirror Mode
- Phineas and Ferb - The Flying Car of the Future, Today - Unlock by beating the game
- Spongebob Squarepants - Shell 32 - Unlock by beating the game with Phineas and Ferb
- Giygas - no car cuz he can fly - Only aviable by hacking the game (ask cheaty for more info)
- Galacta Knight - Beat everything with SponeBob Squarepants or Phineas and Ferb, then you have to beat him in a race to have him unlocked
- Duster - Pork Bean - Beat everything with either Kumatora or Ronald McDonald, then beat Duster in a race.
- Porky Minch - ABSOLUTELY SAFE REFRIGERATOR on wheels - Clear the Coffee Cup as Giygas and Metaknight OR Clear the Eattime cup with Giygas and Galacta Knight.
- Angry German Kid - Smashed Keyboard - He is unlocked by beating the game 9001 times with Porky Minch, Phineas and Ferb, or Galacta Knight, and then beat him in a race. His attack is Meteors, Pianos, and Keyboards.
- Angry Video Game Nerd - NES Swearkart - Play through the Game as Angry German Kid, and beat AVGN in a race. His main attack is swearing things with the bad F-bomb in it, which can stun the opponent for 5 seconds.
- George W. Bush - Politroli - Buy the rarest item of all.
- Squilliam Fancyson - El King - Complete the whole demolition mode with Giygas.
- Squadala Man - Carpet of Glory - Unlock Kumatora, Duster, Ronald Mcdonald and at least eight other unlockable characters.
- H - Beta Test Car - Not currently available. Was used for Beta Testing.
- The scratch cat - a piece of shit - lose over 9000 times
Cups
- Eattime Cup - Unlock by winning the Clean Cup
- Magazine Cup - Unlock by winning the Eattime Cup
- Coffee Cup - Unlock by winning the Magazine Cup
- Special Cup - Unlock by winning the Coffee Cup
- Mirror Mode - Unlock by winning the Special Cup
- Break-out Mode - Unlock by winning the Mirror Mode
- Last Cup - Unlock by beating the game
Courses
Clean Cup
- Cleaning Palace
- Washy Swamp
- Cillit's Stadium
- Soapy Circuit
- Sparkling Ship
Eattime Cup
- Springle-Maze
- Egg Farm
- Potatoe Mountains
- Cola Ocean
- Pinball of Vegetables
Magazine Cup
- Newspaper Raceway
- Comic Land
- Gossip-News Park
- Cookbook Beach
- Storybook Desert
Coffee Cup
- Caffeine City
- Teh Milk
- Thirst Valley
- Drink Driveway
- Blender Bay
- Coco Bean Ravine
Special Cup
- Sparkle Circuit
- Fruit Canyon
- News Sewers
- Cappuchino Raceway
- Milky Rainbow