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=== TF2 Cup ===
 
=== TF2 Cup ===
*[[Battle Landscape]]
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*[[2Fort]]
*[[Desert Town]]
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*[[Dustbowl]]
*[[Medic's Hospital]]
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*[[Double Cross]]
*[[Nighttime Battlefield]]
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*[[Gravel Pit]]
*[[Crash Course]]
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*[[Kong King]]
   
 
=== Mann vs Machine Cup ===
 
=== Mann vs Machine Cup ===

Revision as of 14:59, 26 July 2014

File:Mariomartdsnew2.jpg

The boxart to Mario Mart

220px-Mario Kart DS screenshot

gameplay is fun...until that squid appears! This squid is a blooper.

Mario Mart is a shopping and racing shame. The player races through many supermarkets to spend the most amount of money. It has many features, including one which is unlockable. The game has a story mode, in which an ad came up on TV, saying whoever could buy the most useless stuff would get a 5636% discount on all items. Getting a useless item will boost the players speed, while getting a useful item will slow the player down.

As the game was famous, this game had a site, toys, artwork, and 15,000 tons of cheese. Not to mention a shameless knockoff Plankton Kart.

Playable characters

  • Toad - Mush Toad
  • Mario - It's-a Mobile
  • Evil Guy - Evil Cart
  • Hitario - Hicartio
  • New Mario - New Ma-Cart
  • Wario - Rides piggyback on Waluigi
  • Luigi - Green Panther
  • A Big Big Guy - A Big Big Cart
  • Dry Bones - Dry Doom
  • Bowser - Spiky Wheel
  • Kirby - Warp Star
  • Pikachu - Pokeball
  • Donald Duck - Duckatti Micro
  • Italy Veneziano - Pastamobile
  • Pickle - Pickle Cart
  • Internet The Explorer - The Recycle Bin
  • Lucas - Thunder Cart
  • Chuck Norris - ChuckMobile
  • Calvin and Hobbes - Cardboard Box
  • C-3PO and R2-D2 - Escape Pod
  • Garfield - Lasagna Pan
  • Nedzer - Fax Machine
  • Michael Jackson - Carries a boy he is "rescuing" on his back. (Apparently, he really is rescuing the boy, but they don't want us to tell the truth... An the character is also the boy; Michael Jackson is only the vehicle... Strange.)
  • Big Bird - The Big Bird
  • The Exorcist - Creepy Car
  • Homsar - He just floats because he is weird.
  • Little Mac - New Bike/Old Bike (after completion of the "stolen bike")
  • Manfred von Karma - Not a kart, he uses a boat for some reason.
  • Rayman - Raycart/Globox Mouth ( after completion of "run over globox and drop some dump on him"
  • Agumon - Digivice that floats for some weird reason
  • Shizuka- Piggybacks on 9 year olds
  • Stupid Undiwair- Popsicle Pear

Unlockables

Characters

  • Ronald McDonald - Giant Shoe Cart - Unlock by winning the Clean Cup
  • General Goomba - General Goomba's Tank - Unlock by winning the Eattime Cup
  • Mr. Bean - Mini Cooper - Enter the Special code.
  • Taokaka - Psycho Cart - Unlock by winning the Magazine Cup
  • StickMan - Drawn Cart - Unlock by winning the Coffee Cup
  • Mickey Mouse - Mouse Mobile - Unlock by winning the Special Cup
  • Mallow - Nimbus Cloud - Unlock with Kumatora
  • RHF - Rufufian Car - Unlock by winning the Mirror Mode
  • Phineas and Ferb - The Flying Car of the Future, Today - Unlock by beating the game with at least 1 star on ever cup
  • Spongebob Squarepants - Shell 32 - Unlock by beating the game with Phineas and Ferb
  • Galacta Knight - no car cuz he can fly - Beat everything with SpongeBob Squarepants or Phineas and Ferb, then you have to beat him in a race to have him unlocked
  • Duster - Pork Bean - Beat everything with either Taokaka or Ronald McDonald, then beat Duster in a race.
  • Giygas - no car cuz he can fly - Beat everything with Taokaka and beat him in a race.
  • Porky Minch - ABSOLUTELY SAFE REFRIGERATOR on wheels - Clear the Coffee Cup as Giygas and Metaknight OR Clear the Eattime cup with Giygas and Galacta Knight.
  • Angry German Kid - Smashed Keyboard - He is unlocked by beating the game 9001 times with Porky Minch, Phineas and Ferb, or Galacta Knight, and then beat him in a race. His attack is Meteors, Pianos, and Keyboards.
  • Ultra Magnus - Great War Truck - He is unlocked by coming in third or last in Sparkling Ship with Spongebob Squarepants, Galacta Knight, Angry German Kid, or Phineas and Ferb and then beat him in a race. His main attack is Magnus Hammer.
  • George W. Bush - Politroli - Beat the game with Porky Minch.
  • Angry Video Game Nerd - NES Swearkart - Come in third or last in Cola Ocean as Angry German Kid, and beat AVGN in a race. His main attack is swearing things with the bad F-bomb in it, which can stun the opponent for 5 seconds.
  • Squilliam Fancyson - El King - Complete the whole demolition mode with Giygas.
  • Para-Dice - Nyan Cat - Beat everything with Galacta Knight or Squilliam Fancyson, then beat Para-Dice in a race.
  • H - Beta Test Car - Not currently available. Was used for Beta Testing.
  • Gorthan, Destroyer of Light - Demon Monster - He is unlocked by beating the game with Angry German Kid, George, W Bush, Squilliam Fancyson or Para-Dice, and then beat him in a race. His attacks are Stink Pods, Knargak the Black Wingin and Demon Meteor.
  • Doctor Square - Dark Star - He is unlocked by beating the game with Angry Video Game Nerd, Angry German Kid, George W. Bush, Galacta Knight, Squilliam Fancyson, Para-Dice, or Gorthan, Destroyer of Light and beat Doctor Square in a race.
  • High Max - Mech Walker - He is unlocked by beating the game with Squilliam Fancyson, Gorthan, Destoryer of Light, Angry German Kid, Para-Dice, Doctor Square, Ultra Magnus, George W. Bush, Angry Video Game Nerd, Galacta Knight, or A Big Big Guy and beat High Max in a race. His attacks are Missiles, WTF Bombs, Oil Slick, Smoke Screen, and Shields.
  • Eviler Bowser - Super Spikey Kart - Beat the campaign on the Hardest difficulty twice.
  • Barack Obama - Any random car - Beat George Bush in Battle Mode.
  • Duane Zuwala - Giant NES - Unlock by winning any cup in REVERSE, @#!*% ! Or you can get in last with a female character.
  • Brandon Lackey - A pot because he's a cactus - Same as above.
  • Dipsy - Noo-Noo - Same as above.
  • Meem - Meemmobile - Same as above.
  • Brentalfloss - One of his videos - Unlock by winning the Last Cup
  • Shoop Da Whoop - LAZOR BEAM. Unlock by beating Chuck Norris OVER 9000! times
  • Squadala Man - Carpet of Glory - Unlock Taokaka, Duster, Ronald Mcdonald or at least eight other unlockable characters.
  • Frax - Gunner Car - Beat the Random Cup with Taokaka.
  • Carnage - Blood Racer - Unlock by beating the Seperation Anxiety Cup.
  • Scream - Hair Bike - Same as above.
  • Lasher - Tenta-Mobile - Same as above.
  • Phage - IPhage Nano - Unlock by beating the Seperation Anxiety Cup by cheating.
  • Heavy Weapons Guy - Sandvich - Unlock by beating the TF2 Cup.
  • The Demoman - The Bottle of Scrumpy - Same as above.
  • The Soldier - The Flying Maggot - Same as above.
  • The Medic - Ze Ambulance - Unlock by beating the TF2 Cup without dying
  • The EngineerThe Sentry Cruiser - same as above.
  • The Spy - The Provacteur - Unlock by beating the TF2 Cup by cheating.
  • Riot - The Black Tank - Unlock by Beating the Seperation Anxiety Cup for less than five minutes.
  • The Scout - The Batter-Up - Unlock by Beating the TF2 Cup for less than five minutes
  • The Sniper - Camper Van - Same as above.
  • Agony - Such a Pretty Mirror - Unlock by beating the Seperation Anxiety Cup as Carnage.
  • The Pyro - Mmph Cruiser - Unlock by beating the TF2 Cup as the Heavy.
  • Robot Heavy - Metal Sandvich - Unlock by beating the Mann vs Machine Cup.
  • Robot Demoman - Mecha Bottle - Same as above.
  • Robot Soldier - Metal Maggot - Same as above.
  • Robot Medic - Emergency Van - Unlock by Beating the Mann vs Machine Cup without dying.
  • Robot Engineer - Hover Sentry - Same as above.
  • Robot Spy  - Spymobile - Unlock by beating the Mann vs Machine Cup by cheating.
  • Robot Scout - Super Scout - Unlock by beating the Mann vs Machine Cup for less than five minutes.
  • Robot Sniper - Gun Tank - Same as above.
  • Robot Pyro - Mmph Mech - Unlock by beating the Mann vs Machine Cup as Robot Heavy.
  • Firefly - Jetpack - Find him in The Abandoned Factory and beat him in a race.
  • Mario's Head - No car, because he "Ain't got no body" - Unlock by winning all the cups with Mario and Luigi.
  • Doctor Who - Tardis - Unlock by beating the Doctor Who Cup or by completing the first level in the cup in any place.
  • Dalek - UFO - Same as above.
  • Cyberman - Steel Racer - Same as above or same as Mr. Bean.
  • The Master - Electric Kart - Same as above.
  • Weeping Angel - Weeping Wing - Unlock by beating the Doctor Who Cup without dying.
  • Ice Warrior - Reptile Kart - Same as above.
  • Sontaran - Battle Tank - Unlock by beating the Doctor Who Cup without dying.
  • Silence - Forgetabouthatmobile - Same as above.
  • Vashta Nerada - Darkness Racer - Same as above.
  • Omega - The Gilded Goldener - Unlock by Beating the Doctor Who Cup as the Doctor.

New Arrivals

Unreleased Content

  • Megatron - Gun
  • Special Agent Oso - Sports Car
  • Special Agent Wolfe - Motorcycle
  • Special Agent Dotty - Motorcycle

Modes:

Battle Mode

Demolition Mode

Story Mode

Boss Mode

Boss Racers

These Racers are Bosses in Boss Mode. They can be unlocked once you beat them.

Courses

Clean Cup

  • Cleaning Palace
  • Washy Swamp
  • Cillit's Stadium
  • Soapy Circuit
  • Sparkling Ship

Eattime Cup

  • Springle-Maze
  • Egg Farm
  • Potatoe Mountains
  • Cola Ocean
  • Pinball of Vegetables

Magazine Cup

  • Newspaper Raceway
  • Comic Land
  • Gossip-News Park
  • Cookbook Beach
  • Storybook Desert
  • LV-223
  • LV-426
  • Your brain

Coffee Cup

  • Caffeine City
  • Teh Milk
  • Thirst Valley
  • Drink Driveway
  • Blender Bay
  • Coco Bean Ravine

Special Cup

  • Sparkle Circuit
  • Fruit Canyon
  • News Sewers
  • Cappuchino Raceway
  • Milky Rainbow
  • Barney HQ
  • Bowser's Castle

Last Cup

  • There is only one ridiculously long track on this cup where you race against all the characters you unlocked. Recommended that you do not unlock a lot of characters prior to either beating this cup or getting some actual skills like all these tracks:

Random Cup

  • Luigi's Mansion
  • Bikini Bottom
  • Dimmsdale
  • The Galaxy
  • Nightmare Lab
  • Germany
  • Daytona International Speedway Food Court (Grand Finale)

Seperation Anxiety Cup

  • Foundation Lab
  • Abandoned Carnival
  • Dark Tunnel
  • Abandoned Warehouse
  • Abandoned Hotel

TF2 Cup

  • 2Fort
  • Dustbowl
  • Double Cross
  • Gravel Pit
  • Kong King

Mann vs Machine Cup

  • Viaduct
  • Mannworks
  • Coal Town
  • Tank Carrier
  • Mann Mansion