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|death = Killed infinite times, but can respawn |
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+ | |AKA = NOT Mario (used while undercover as a secret agent)<br>The Virtue of Temperance<br>Mahiru<br>Ultimate Jumpman |
|dream = Kill Bowser!(But sometimes [[FAIL]]s!) |
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Putting grease on his mustache by using chicken nuggets. |
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{{quote|It's-a me, Mario!|Mario}} |
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===Late 1980s=== |
===Late 1980s=== |
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| − | Everyone had forgotten how awesome Mario was, but when they saw his mustache, he became a hero again. By now, people had stopped making plays and paintings, so they came up with a new way to use Mario. The ghost of [[Mr. Nintendo]] paid Mario so many [[UnDollars]], Mario passed out for several hours. When he woke up, Mr. Nintendo made him go in [[shames]]. His first shame was called [[Donkey Kong (shame)|Donkey Kong]], and it was based off of Mario and his [[Donkey Kong|pet ape]]. Mario appeared in more shames than any person that ever existed. |
+ | Everyone had forgotten how awesome Mario was, but when they saw his mustache, he became a hero again. By now, people had stopped making plays and paintings, so they came up with a new way to use Mario. The ghost of [[Mr. Nintendo]] paid Mario so many [[UnDollars]], Mario passed out for several hours. When he woke up, Mr. Nintendo made him go in [[shames]]. His first shame was called [[Donkey Kong (shame)|Donkey Kong]], and it was based off of Mario and his [[Donkey Kong|pet ape]]. Mario appeared in more shames than any person that ever existed.[[File:MarioGoomba.png|thumb|left|Mario possessing a Goomba|227x227px]]Mario is now even more famous than ever, so something bad just has to happen. [[Bowser]] came along, and kidnapped [[Peach]]. That made Mario abandon his job as a plumber/shame character, and made him save Peach. But then Nintendo started making shames based off these adventures. These are now the most popular Mario shames.[[File:Itsa me mahiru.png|thumb|459x459px|Mahiru]] |
| + | === Present === |
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| − | Mario is now even more famous than ever, so something bad just has to happen. [[Bowser]] came along, and kidnapped [[Peach]]. That made Mario abandon his job as a plumber/shame character, and made him save Peach. But then Nintendo started making shames based off these adventures. These are now the most popular Mario shames. |
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| + | Mario in the 2010s would then go on to form an alliance with former fuhrer [[Rip Torn]] and [[Peter Griffin]] to take down the [[Undefeatables|Undefeatable]] [[Bob Saget]]. However they all were caught, leading to Bob Saget separating them all, destroying Mario's memories, dying his hair red and trapping him in the killing game on [[Evil Island]] with random strangers, under the new identity of Mahiru. After a few months of swimming away from Evil Island, Mario made it to [[Australia]] where he would meet [[Saxton Hale]] and become the 10th mercenary in the gravel wars, despite the fact that the gravel wars ended a really long time ago. |
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| + | During this time that Mario was missing, Luigi would be searching for Mario constantly. Nintendo saw this as an opportunity to create the shame [[Mario is Missing]], hiring [[Malleo]] in Mario's absence for the shames they needed to make. |
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| − | ===Today=== |
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| − | [[File:MarioGoomba.png|thumb|left|Mario possessing a Goomba|227x227px]] |
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| − | Today, Mario lives in a castle in Mushroom Kingdom, sitting on the couch moderately eating spaghetti and watching TV. Mario's only regular appearance in any form of media is in the [[Super Mario Super Show]]. |
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| + | In 2023 on September 21st, [[Weegee Network]] filmed a documentary about the gravel wars and would air the series live on national television on February 29th of the next year. Some keen viewers noticed the similarity between Mahiru and Mario and this sparked various internet creators to launch a full-on investigation into Mahiru's past, and a bunch of stalking. After the DNA from the saliva from a burger Mario was eating was compared to previous Mario DNA came back 0% due to some behind the scenes rigging by Bob Saget, everyone left Mario alone for a week. After Bob Saget had his fun seeing the chaos ensue, he restored Mario's memories and hair color. |
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| − | Recently, Mario has formed an alliance with former fuhrer [[Rip Torn]] to take down the [[Undefeatables|Undefeatable]] [[Bob Saget]]. |
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| + | Soon after this Mario would return to his castle in the Mushroom Kingdom unannounced, where he would go back to his old way of life sitting on the couch, moderately eating [[Spaghetti]] and watching TV. He now also occasionally goes out to dinner with Peach and plays golf. |
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== Trivia == |
== Trivia == |
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* [[Mario/Gallery|Gallery]] |
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* [[Mario/Quotes|Quotes]]{{Final Smash|Kaizo Mario Maker |
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+ | Alt: Kaizo Mario Maker 2 Race|Mario teleports everyone around him in one of those death traps also known as a kaizo level, then proceeds to add on top of that random [[Goomba|Goombas]] everywhere until everyone loses their life or completes the level.}}{{Start box}} |
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Revision as of 13:51, 2 June 2020
It's-a me, Mario! Mario
Mario is one of the most popular and famous videoshame characters ever (though hipsters argue he's the one of the least popular and famous characters ever, as they don't want to admit they like something "Mainstream"). Mario is also a famed war hero, plumber, lawyer, accountant, rock-star, Baby, and frog. Mario is currently first place on Biased Ratings' Top 10 Weirdest People list.
Mario was originally supposed to be a simple fat plumber who liked to eat mushrooms. However, after Chuck Norris got pissed at fate, and roundhouse kicked it, Mario became a super-action-hero that storms castles and saves princesses. Mario's sudden change in character caused many unforeseen ripples throughout the space-time continuum, such as the awakening of Bruce Lee.
He is the Heavenly Virtue of Temperance due to his moderation with his mushroom, spaghetti, pizza, etc.
Biography
SM64- Meet the Mario.
More info about Mario.
Childhood
Mario was born March 8th 1581 in Italy. He was raised in New York city though because people from the near by land of the Mushroom Kingdom thought he was a god of some sort. They thought this because he had a mustache when he was born. This mustache became the symbol of Mushroom Kingdom for 5 years. They once even called it Mustache Kingdom, but a jerk from Hyrule came in, and cut off the king's mustache, so they once again called it Mushroom Kingdom, and Mario became the hated one.
Mario left New York city because of getting into hot water with the mafia at five years old, deciding to move to Hyrule. However, he was taken prisoner, and locked in a cell for thirty seconds. He was only locked up that long because they forgot to lock the door. Then, all of the guards fell asleep for some random reason. Mario then moved to France. He became the king's royal assistant under-secretary of things that don't really matter in training. This was a very high ranking in mid-evil France.
Move to Mushroom Kingdom
After 50 years working for the king, he has not received one promotion. So, he jumped off a cliff, but survived because the cliff was only three feet high. He went to Mushroom Kingdom, where everyone had forgotten about him. He came back as Mr. Mario and worked in a toothbrush factory for ten years. But everyone figured out he was Mario the mustache baby in disguise. They forgot how evil his mustache was, and honored him as a hero. This is when they made Super Mario Cookies.
Fame
Mario, doing the Ultimate Super Light Dark Metal Fire Hyper Robo-Funky Chicken X 4000 2.0 Beta B**ch.
Mario started his career in the 1600's as a set of Super Mario Cookies. The Super Mario Cookies become so popular, Mario was considered a god again (even though he was just some random loser with a mustache). This is also the time when he first met his long lost brother Luigi. Mario and Luigi became very famous together, to the point where Chuck Norris actually cared.
He managed to take over Italy and incorporate it into the Mushroom Kingdom for a couple of decades but then Vinny came in and turned the tables on him.
Mario began appearing in forms of entertainment. Mario was frequently inserted into Renaissance works of literature and art, such as William Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet and the famous painting the Mario Lisa.
Sleep
Mario fell asleep for 250 years. Someone yelled I LOVE YOUUUEGH! and he then he woke up realizing it was 1980. He didn't remember anything before that until he ate one of those filthy abominations.
Late 1980s
Everyone had forgotten how awesome Mario was, but when they saw his mustache, he became a hero again. By now, people had stopped making plays and paintings, so they came up with a new way to use Mario. The ghost of Mr. Nintendo paid Mario so many UnDollars, Mario passed out for several hours. When he woke up, Mr. Nintendo made him go in shames. His first shame was called Donkey Kong, and it was based off of Mario and his pet ape. Mario appeared in more shames than any person that ever existed.
Mario possessing a Goomba
Mario is now even more famous than ever, so something bad just has to happen. Bowser came along, and kidnapped Peach. That made Mario abandon his job as a plumber/shame character, and made him save Peach. But then Nintendo started making shames based off these adventures. These are now the most popular Mario shames.
Mahiru
Present
Mario in the 2010s would then go on to form an alliance with former fuhrer Rip Torn and Peter Griffin to take down the Undefeatable Bob Saget. However they all were caught, leading to Bob Saget separating them all, destroying Mario's memories, dying his hair red and trapping him in the killing game on Evil Island with random strangers, under the new identity of Mahiru. After a few months of swimming away from Evil Island, Mario made it to Australia where he would meet Saxton Hale and become the 10th mercenary in the gravel wars, despite the fact that the gravel wars ended a really long time ago.
During this time that Mario was missing, Luigi would be searching for Mario constantly. Nintendo saw this as an opportunity to create the shame Mario is Missing, hiring Malleo in Mario's absence for the shames they needed to make.
In 2023 on September 21st, Weegee Network filmed a documentary about the gravel wars and would air the series live on national television on February 29th of the next year. Some keen viewers noticed the similarity between Mahiru and Mario and this sparked various internet creators to launch a full-on investigation into Mahiru's past, and a bunch of stalking. After the DNA from the saliva from a burger Mario was eating was compared to previous Mario DNA came back 0% due to some behind the scenes rigging by Bob Saget, everyone left Mario alone for a week. After Bob Saget had his fun seeing the chaos ensue, he restored Mario's memories and hair color.
Soon after this Mario would return to his castle in the Mushroom Kingdom unannounced, where he would go back to his old way of life sitting on the couch, moderately eating Spaghetti and watching TV. He now also occasionally goes out to dinner with Peach and plays golf.
Trivia
- He has no tonsils, as they were removed as per procedure back in 1975.
Sub-pages
| Final Smash | Description | |
|---|---|---|
| Kaizo Mario Maker
Alt: Kaizo Mario Maker 2 Race |
Mario teleports everyone around him in one of those death traps also known as a kaizo level, then proceeds to add on top of that random Goombas everywhere until everyone loses their life or completes the level. | |
| Emporer of Italy | ||
| Mussolini (1883-1945) ← |
1945-2011 | Vinny (2011-2016) → |