Mario's Museum

Mario's Museum is well, a museum. It contains a lot of cool things Mario has made or collected over the years, and if you touch one of his cool things..... YOU WILL BE PWNED!! Although, if you buy VIP you can avoid being pwned and you can touch one of his objects. But it costs 900$, which is a problem for you because you are poor. But anyway here's a list of some stuffs the mooseum has.

His Horrible Tank.
An Old Telephone.
Memes that PewDiePie Destroyed.
0.00000000000000000000.1 of Chuck Norris's Thigh.
Toothpaste from the Egyptian Ages.
The Insides of a creeper.
Little Boy Nuke.
Part of a UFO. (FBI broke in and killed everyone who looked at it. RUN NOW THAT YOU KNOW ABOUT IT!!)
A Hairy Man's Leg.
World's Biggest Leech.
Old Broken Gas Mask.
Sword In The Stoneth.
King Harkinian's Dinner.
Cyclop's Eye.
First Ever Magnum Made.
Gold AK-47.
A museum.
One America Stupid Video.
Butt Necklace.
One of Girlfriend's Higheels.
Portal to Hell.
Unanything: The Movie. (DIPPED IN GOLD!!)
Bob Semple Tank
Morshu's Musket.
LAST N-WORD PASS.
A copy of the Mario Lisa.
000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.1 of shaggy's heart.
Monke.
Peter Griffin Statue.
Mario's Kart.
Mario's Tennis Racket.

And that's all of it. Remember that there is a lotta police so stealing ain't gonna be easy.