Shiver me timbers!
OH SHISH! King K. Rool is using his King K. Rool Cannon to try to fix this mistake!!
Shiver me timbers!
OH SHISH! King K. Rool is using his King K. Rool Cannon to try to fix this mistake!!
Margarita Cillia is a clone of Marguerite Williams who goes by quite a few names, including Nightmare Marguerite, Sexy Marguerite, Marg-C, Salacity Herself, and Oh God That Propaganda Poster was a Vision NOOO!!! Marguerite was cloned by Dr. Eggman Nega after WWIII, just to do some trolling against the filthy Earthlings who thought Marguerite was gone forever.
How Dr. Nega Did It[]
The propaganda poster in question.
Nega Pities The Fool[]
Eggman Nega is the CEO of Racism, which means he is the most racist guy in the UnUniverse. He is so racist that his racism allows him to tear the fabric of reality. He knew about the Third World War happening on UnEarth and the one who caused it. He somewhat admired her evilness, but he mostly pitied her since she was doing the war thing completely wrong. Where are the robots? Why is she just sending all of her troops into the giganapalm inferno? Why is she executing her best commander for someone else's mistake? Why is she so stupidx99? Eggman Nega questioned all of Marguerite's military and non-military decisions. However, being amused by her failure, he visited Germany during her reign. Walking along a street in Germany, he found a poorly drawn propaganda poster about Marguerite that showed a completely different version of her. Eggman Nega had a mighty "HO-HO-HO" when he saw that poster, and left UnEarth and took the poster, feeling slightly fulfilled. After a few minutes he forgot about that poster.
One day, the last day of Marguerite's life, Eggman Nega went to Marguerite using his racism powers to take a DNA sample of her before the barrage of a billion POOP nukes land on her, cause he had an idea that would screw the UnEarth: Clone Marguerite Williams, watch UnEarth implode, laugh, laugh, laugh. He took Marguerite's DNA sample and teleported to his spaceship, but not before shoving her and calling her a **** *****.
Da Cloning Process Goes Wonky[]
On his ship, Eggman Nega puts Marguerite's DNA into his cloning machine, but for one second, he went into a moment of weakness when he looked at the propaganda poster, longing for the days back with his hateful, moon-showing, wife. Unfortunately, this one second was the reason why Margarita exists. Dr. Nega modeled the clone after that drawing of Marguerite, accidentally. Marg-C walked out of the cloning machine in all of her sky blueness and Eggman Nega kicked her out of his spaceship. She was plummeting to UnEarth at this point, and Dr. Nega made a global broadcast announcing to everyone that "Marguerite Williams" is basically a meteorite about to screw the Earth. Everyone panicked goofy-like. Eggman Nega is a pro at this.
The Earth Gets Fricked[]
Marg-C lands on UnEarth in Germany, coincidentally, and almost everyone is panicking about another Marguerite, but it's not like they knew that was Marguerite; they just saw sky blue and thought Marguerite. Germans suffered greater than severe brain drain cause by Marguerite's reign. Some of the people who don't panic at the sight of blue humanoid thing without a neck, are kind of wanting to do the do with her, but she gets away from the crash site.
Alright, so Marg-C is literally the smartest person in Germany currently, so, noticing an opening of power, she declares herself as the Führer of Germany, but Kaiser Wilhstar already did that, so Marg-C becomes the governor of Germany on Earth, which doesn't really mean anything, since Kaiser is in space. As governor, she starts a whole new propaganda wave that's supposed to get people to rebuild Germany, but really, all of that propaganda was just a born mag of herself. I mean, it worked, since she promised that the hardest workers would get action with her, and Germans, just loving psychotics, started working the hardest they have ever worked.
While that was happening, Marg-C got her name changed to Margarita Cillia by the Pacifist Organization of Overaggressive Protection, for witness protection or something like that, even though Margarita is very similar sounding to Marguerite.
With the sex propaganda, Germany was rebuilt to function in several days, though the promise of beddy bye with Margarita was never fulfilled. The sexually frustrated Germans went to war with themselves even though there were plenty of women around, due to the War gutting Germany's German population.
Exxxecutive Decisions[]
Margarita became the governor of Germany without any opposition, because, at this point, nobody cared about the completely destroyed Germany. Here are some executive decisions Margarita made during the long scale rebuilding of Germany:
- Pretty Bonfire — This decision was made to get all the trash leftover by the nukes in Germany and burn all of it.
- Salacity — Berlin is renamed to Salacity. Why? Don't know (or care).
- Xxubis — The poin industry gets a whole lotta money. Why???
- Water — Water generators are set up around Salacity. Everyone likes this free water.
- New Jobs — New jobs are created, since most people don't have a place to live or work after WWIII.
That's just some of the executive decisions made by Margarita. The ratio of useless acts to not-useless acts stays like this forever.
Personality[]
Margarita is a perverted freak who spends her time staring at people who she finds attractive enough to see her toothy grin and funky poses. She also doesn't wear clothes, ever. Speaking of funky poses, she usually does wide poses to take up the most space possible, which just shows how inconsiderate she is of others.
She sometimes attacks people for saying no to her, which is why the sane people never say no to her since she is an absolute beast who has claws that can eviscerate any human. Despite this, she is incapable of hating people for more than 5 minutes.
Unlike Marguerite, she isn't a ruthless dictator, rather, she is an insane dictator who sometimes kills people. She suffers no consequences because no one cares about Germans on Earth.
Differences With Marguerite[]
Physical[]
- Obviously, she looks like the Marguerite from the propaganda poster, but she's just a bit thicker, in terms of basically everything; she's got more muscle, fat, and "style."
- She wasn't a perfect clone of Marguerite, like, look at her hair! It's messed up!
- She's got absolutely deadly claws. She can probably 1v1 an angry momma bear while in a freezing Siberian gulag.
- Her teeth are even sharper and numerous! That's totally rad, dude!!
- She totally has a thicc butt (not pictured)!
- Alright, time to address the elephant in the room: she... has... boobies! Mein Gott...
Mental[]
- Well, she isn't a Nazi, at least.
- She isn't likely to go to war with anyone, ever, unless it's for defense, probably.
- She's not as ruthless as Marguerite.
Other[]
- Margarita Cillia's name comes from an English transliteration of the Russian name "Маргарита"; Marguerite Williams name comes from the French "Marguerite". This doesn't matter since both names ultimately mean "Pearl" in Greek.
- Margarita is cursed with a single diabete.
Marg-C's Role in the Germany Problem[]
In some year on Earth, the New NEW NEW World Order discussions were finally coming to a close. The only country that needs discussing is the Germany that is ruled by this bastard. Everyone's been avoiding this German problem because nobody wants to look at Governor C., smell her, feel her, hear her, or even think about her. This is because she is ugly, she is disgusting, she needs to give Germany 20 billion deutschmarks (about Un$ 4).
To solve this problem, she would need to think the hardest she's ever thought before, but before that, we need some background knowledge.
Margarita Experiences the Internet[]
Margarita's appointed Vice Governor, (also known as a Rebuker or Heckler) Hermann Fegelein, tells—Was? Fegelein?—what the? OH CRAP! Hitler's Clone is taking over—FEGELEIN FEGELEIN FEGELEIN FEGELEIN!!!—TAKE THIS WALTHER!! pew—why'd he shoot himself in the—Vice Gov Hermann Fegelein tells her about this new thing called the Internet, a place where you can find "information" and X, formerly known as Twitter. Fegelein teaches her how to use a phone and the Internet because she's never seen or used one before, not even one Internet.
She finally goes on X, formerly known as Twitter, for the first time and sees all the stuff of cultures or whatevers. Specifically, N'Murican internet, news, and whatever culture, the worst kind. Since she knows that UnAmerican culture rules the UnWorld, she devises her most clever plan:
you're racist
—Margarita Cillia, a plan so legendary, it needed to be on a template.
She planned to convince everyone that the New NEW NEW World Order discussion crap committee council or whatever was racist against blue people, such as herself, because they kept Germany complete garbage for so long (everyone NEEDED to ignore what Margarita did or didn't). She posted this garbage on X, formerly known as Twitter:
the New NEW NEW World Order discussion crap committee council or whatever is RACIsT!!! They keep Germans SUFFERING because i'm BLUE!!!
—DeutschGovernorC6900, the governor of Germany.
The most popular replay to that tweet was "Da ba dee, da bo DIE" by Eggplant Negga. However, the second most popular reply was "OMGGG!! We MUST STOP the New NEW NEW World Order discussion cRap committee from being RAcisT!1" That reply got everyone on X, formerly known as Twitter, to go spam tweets and stuff at the New NEW NEW World Order dicsuksion committee.
The Meeting[]
Because of Margarita Cillia's INGENIUS, the German discussion in the New NEW NEW World Order happened 20 years earlier than expected. It basically was some appeasement because Margarita pretty just went "supprt dis or your is a racist".
It was a speedy meeting because nobody wanted to be in the presence of Margarita and her only request was a trillion and some odd UnDollars for Germany? Yesss, for Germanyyy... No.
Also, she was forced to wear a suit.
Fegelein Revealeth[]
Vice Gov Fegelein revealed to Margarita and the world that he just EPICALLY TROLL'D EVERYONE!! This acceleration of whatever was his plan all along! What does this mean? ...This question is unsolvable, never ask it again.
"Oh Ja! Du bist mein Soulbrava!" Margarita replied when Fegelein told her that this was a big troll. She clearly also likes trolling people, which is why Fegelein disappeared.
What She Did With That Money[]
She freaking invests half of the trillion UnDollars into the freaking pron industry, AGAIN! 98% of the other half would go into useless crap like, more Cillia propaganda and movie theaters. The remaining 1% would go into actually supporting the infrastructure... of a useless giant piece of art. The Germans would look at it for a second and wish that they were French at this point.