im onwy thwee
—Manny’s excuse for committing war crimes
Manny Heffley, also known as the Favourite Child (what susan [his mom] says) is a notorious intergalactic war criminal. He is responsible for the deaths of over ∞ gorillion innocent people. He is currently wanted by nearly every single government in the UnOmniverse except the Southern Septant of the Frost Dimension nevermind, he's now wanted there too. He possesses superhuman abilities that allow him to commit incredibly vile acts and get away with it.
His divinity is in question, as his inexplicable teleportation, time traveling, and genocidal abilities has perplexed many researchers.
The reason for his pure evilness is currently unknown, it is speculated that he was created by Satan, but he actually killed Satan once, so he probably didn't do it.
He's a bloodthirsty murderer with the looks of a young toddler, however, do not be fooled because he's like 14 years old at this point. Nobody knows how he evaded puberty. Actually, any aging that occurs after growing your last baby tooth for that matter.
Early Life and Imprisonment[]
Manny Heffley was born to Frank and Susan Heffley and upon birth, everyone inside the hospital died instantly, and when questioned by the police, he gave his iconic excuse, "I'm onwy thwee." Unfortunately for him, he was literally just born, so the excuse didn't work, and he was sent to an intergalactic maximum-security prison for studying, where the scientists kept sending small animals into the enclosure, which Manny would immediately rip to shreds and drink the blood of, possessing their power. But because of how stupid and insignificant the small animals were, he gained no power (loser lol). As time grew, he grew more bloodthirsty (literally) and he became so incredibly murderous that he would try to escape very often in order to kill. He also gets away for murdering innocent people by pretending to be an innocent child.
Release and Genocide[]
On April 1, 2010, Manny decided to sue for his release, and for the first time, his excuse would actually work and he was freed. Well, he actually just released a shockwave that killed everyone at the prison, but considering his age, they let him go anyway. Following his release, he went on a murdering spree and gained the power of all he killed. But he was just killing random civilians, so he didn't grow that much in power. Soon, he discovered a time machine, and using it, he caused all sorts of bad historical events, from plagues to assassinations to everything in between. When he finally returned to the present day, he did what he does best (genocide babeyyyy!) but got dunked on by Sans 47 bajillion times.
Modern Life[]
On April 1, 2011, Manny became 4 years old, he went from a lovable young child to a feared mass murderer overnight, and he began his life as a fugitive from every single person with a sense of morality. He has now spent over 10 years as a fugitive, and he may not get caught soon.
Trivia[]
- You know the forbidden fruit that eve took in the bible? That was actually Manny who took it.
- Manny knows various alien swears and slurs, like, "Bubby", or, "Ploopy."
- Manny has fabricated a lie that there are fruits called bapples and zapples, but as it turns out, they DO exist.
He is also secretly Richard Nixon.He is Richard Nixon's business partner.- He traveled back to the Big Bang and took the universe Pre-Big Bang in a jar and traded it with Chuck Norris for ownership of Taco Bell and McDonald's.
- In 2018, in the Glark dimension, Manny helped Murdoc Niccals escape prison for abusing his lead singer in his band 2D.
- Manny forced a man named Jeff Kinnny at gunpoint to write a book, making his childhood life try to seem innocent, from the point of his older brother, Greg Heffley. (Note: Greg disowned manny after this, like he already had before.)
- He was abandoned by the Heffley family.