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IT IS EVIL

Ryuk

The most malicious person to consume Malus Domestica

You will avoid as you do the Noid the fees that are in fact, Malus Domestica. Malus Domestica is the type of Apple from The Holy Bible that does the bad thing to people and makes them malicious. The evil bad people who consume MALUS Domestica are harmful, like poison, towards you, your kids, your dogs, your cats, your goldfish, all your loved ones and Friends™©.

Malus Domestica Fraudsters[]

The Baddens will try and Hax into your bank and be like if, and only of they are from France, and say the following:

muahahahahah 🇫🇷 🇫🇷 Je 🇫🇷 🇫🇷 have consumed MALUS Domestica 🇫🇷 hon hon hon🇫🇷 I am committing money badness with this guy or this girl’s SOFT (as opposed to hard) owned MONEY$ 🇫🇷 ET JE 🇫🇷 will go buy 🇫🇷 Pain 🇫🇷 i mean Bread i mean 🇫🇷 🇫🇷 🇫🇷 Baguette 🇫🇷 🇫🇷 🇫🇷 with this STOLEN funds 🇫🇷 🇫🇷 🇫🇷 🇫🇷 HON HON HON HON HON HOOOON! 🇫🇷 🇫🇷 🇫🇷 🇫🇷

French Malus Domestica consumers, hacking into your bank statement

They commit FRAUD what frauds they are to commit fraud you want to cheque your checking account just like you do your myanimelist account or your town of salem account after that one evil super breach that leaked EVERY THING EVER John Hathorne? MORE LIKE, WORSE THAN Giles Corey AND Deodat Lawson COMBINED! Combine from full life 3 combinefirmed?

How to Avoid Malus Domestica Fraudsters[]

YOU by also chequeing your CHECKING account will also see if Malus Domestica spent all your MONEY on Fortnite Battle royal dances and if FRAUDULENT they will do nothing because this is a debi+ card not a credit card lol they don’t care but then YOU can have the opportunity to sue your kids, your dogs, your cats, your goldfish, all your loved ones and Friends™© for BADNESS (or Malus, in this case). With the wright attorney on thy side You will be able to [[EPIC WIN]] and have LODS OF EMONE‼‼

You will also SPELL iCup with out the up upon the things you spend UNNEEDED money on. SPENT $999.999 lb. O(m)N(nicron Varient) Groceries ? WELL NOW you known’t to $pend money on Groceries you cannot afford à la magasin. You can thank Me l8r. Also dumpster diving relieves the sorrow of getting ur V-Bucks stolen.

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