I AM A ROBOT; I WAS BUILT TO SCARE YOU
—Major Crits
Major Crits is a robot from the local evil organization with an over-endowed name, and/or communist, and/or real-life "bad guy" country's military. Either that or he's a bad attempt to live up to Soldier's legacy.
Some people think he is worse than Hitler, but this is clearly false, as despite dubious claims of doing things that'd make Sans very UnHappy, the only people he's killed are TF2 bots. He is also the somethingth number scary robot part of the Scary Robots Gang (cHrOnOlOgIcalLy), and Thinks He Or She Is A Monorail.
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