I AM A ROBOT; I WAS BUILT TO SCARE YOU Major Crits
Major Crits is a robot from the local evil organization with an over-endowed name, and/or communist, and/or real-life "bad guy" country's military. Either that or he's a bad attempt to live up to Soldier's legacy.
Some people think he is worse than Hitler, but this is clearly false, as despite dubious claims of doing things that'd make Sans very UnHappy, the only people he's killed are TF2 bots. He is also the somethingth number scary robot part of the Scary Robots Gang (cHrOnOlOgIcalLy), and Thinks He Or She Is A Monorail.
This article is a stub. It doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help the looooooong one judge by eating yourself and spitting lotsa |
TEAM FORTRESS | |
TF2 guys | Scout - Soldier - Pyro - Demoman - Heavy Weapons Guy - Engineer - Medic - Sniper - Spy - Madcap - The Administrator - Spycrabs - Mario - Himiko Toga |
TFC guys | Medic |
Items | Sandvich - Jarate - Respawn Machine |
Shames | Team Fortress Classic - Team Fortress 2 |
Freaks | 4chan Sniper - Ass Pancakes - Dr. Large - Emesis Blue - Human Sentry Buster - Major Crits - Ninja Spy - Painis Cupcake - Piss Cakehole - RubberFruit - Scunt - SoupCock Porkpie - Space Marine Soldier - The Candyman - Vagineer - Heevee Weapons Geegee |