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Marasmus has struck UnAnything! It's the annual time in which Maramus wakes up and transfers leadership of UnAnything from Captain 0 to Captain 1!

TEH UNANITHING WIKI IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU HAVE MULTIPLE IDIOTS SPREADING FALSE INFO ABOUT "SHAMES", "INTERNET MEMES", AND POP CULTURE, AND THEN A BUNCH OF ACTUAL IDIOTS TRY TO "DOCUMENT" EVERYTHING IN A CABAL OF IDIOTIC "GALAXIES" IT ALL APPARENTLY APPEARS IN. UNDER THE AUTHORITARIAN RULE OF Captain 0, WE THE IDIOTS PLEDGE TO CREATE THE MOST IDIOTIC WIKI EVER AND DEFEAT AN ACTUAL INNOCENT "IDIOT"! We are currently vandalizing 4,336 articles, and YOU GOTTA HELP US!

Categories: BUTCHERED INNOCENT CHARACTERS - IMAGINARY PLACES - GAMES - CARICATURED HISTORY - "OTHER STUFF" (CAPTAIN 0 IS AN IDIOT!) NOT USEFUL LINKS: THE UNIMPORTANT RULES OF THIS STUPID WIKI - ABOUT THIS IDIOTIC WIKI - NEW POOR CHARACTERS - NEW IMAGES - THE FATE OF POOR CHARACTERS IN REAL TIME - CATEGORIES - THE IDIOTS WHO RUN THIS WIKI - DISCORD (SRSLY?) - A STUPID "GAME" TEH ACTUAL OTHER THINGS: SHORT ARTICLES - ARTICLES THAT ARE TO HAVE PHOTOSHOPPED IMAGES - MESSY ARTICLES

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THE MOST STUPIDEST ARTICLE OF THE MONTH You wake up one day and find yourself in your bizarro fun-house house AT THE PARK! AND YOU SEE LOTSA GUYS WALKING AROUND AND STUFF. Anyway, what should you do? Go talk with some guys. Check out what's in the item box. (what is that doing in the park?) Go Home. Kill everyone. Stare at some trees. Jump into a warp pipe. Go somewhere else. Play our Quiz instead. This game shame is totally original. Note: This "game" is supposed to be similar to the game on the UnMario Wiki. WANTED Article Election Poll We are letting YOU vote for the next WANTED Article! Which page is funny/awesome enough to be a WANTED Article? The theme for this month's poll is: Which skeleton do you have the least bone to pick (like the most)? Vote now on the UnAnything Forums! The poll will close November 1st, 2021. FAKE QUOTE OF THE DAY All toasters toast toast.   —Mario

DIDN'T YOU KNOW ALREADY? ... UNANYTHING WIKI IS NOW PROPERTY OF CAPTAIN 1? ... WATERGATE HAPPENED ALMOST 50 YEARS AGO? ... THE MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL? ... THAT THE EARTH IS FLAT? ... THAT DEFINITELY NOTHING HAPPENED IN JUNE 4TH, 1989 IN TIANANMEN SQUARE? FAKE NEWS CAPTAIN 0 WILL RETURN AND KICK MY BUTT. HAHAHAHAHA hello HOT OFF THE DAILY COFFEE YOU WIKI MEMBERS HAVEN'T BEEN RENOVATING THIS DARN WIKI! GET YOUR BUTTS OFF THE CHAIR AND GET TO WORK!!! ROSA JOINS SUPER SMASH BROS. FAIL! POSSUM CITY'S CRIME RATE HAS HAD IT'S FIRST EVER DAY WITH NO CRIME, BUT I'M GOING TO MAKE SURE IT WON'T LAST LONG! SPEAKING OF POSSUM CITY, THEY HAVE STARTED REBUILDING AND INTRODUCED A $500,000,000 UNDOLLAR AND FREE PLAYSTATION 5 REWARD FOR ANYONE WHO CAN BE IN THE CITY FOR 5 SECONDS AND NOT BE A VICTIM OF CRIME! LIP TRANSFORMS A HUMAN INTO A FAIRY BY ACCIDENT! THE CRYSTAL ALLIANCE TRIES TO BREAK DOWN THE UNANYTHING HEADQUARTERS DOOR IN AN ATTEMPT TO STOP MY RULE! APPARENTLY A BLUE CAT HELPED THEM EVEN GET TO THIS PLACE!

THE IDIOTS THAT ACTUALLY BEFRIEND THIS STUPID WIKI!

"CREATIVITY" NOT UNLEASHED: THIS WIKI IS WHEN YOU DON'T WANNA MAKE HUMOR BUT MAKE STUPID FANFICS ABOUT THE TELETUBBIES AND WEEGEE. GRUNTIPEDIA: A PARODY WIKI OF A SERIES THAT HAVE GAMES THAT ARE ENTIRELY FANTASTICAL AND NONSENSICAL LIKE FAIRY TALES. UNMARIO WIKI: THE STUPID PREDECCESSOR OF THIS STUPID WIKI. UNNOTHING WIKI: AN EVEN MORE STUPID WIKI DEDICATED TO CRAPPY MEMES. SIRI, REMIND ME TO TAKE THIS WIKI OVER! UNSUPER WIKI: A WIKI DEDICATED TO RUIN THE LIFE OF MANY INNOCENT IDIOTS. BASICALLY THE UNANYTHING WIKI FOR SUPERHERO FANATIC CHILDREN, OR WHATEVER. NOT WACKISHLY, NOT AWESOME, AND NOT RANDOM WIKI: A WIKI WHERE YOU CAN BASICALLY BE REALLY STUPID. I HATE IT. NOT WACKY WIKIPEDIA: ONE OF THE MOST STUPIDEST WIKIS WIKIFORACTUALIDIOTS: A WIKI THAT CONTAINS POINTLESS REPOSTS OF THIS POINTLESS WIKI. "TRIBANGLE": A WIKI CENTERED AROUND AN IDIOT, WHO, DESPITE THE CONTRARY, IS NOT THE KING OF THE WORLD.. I AM!!!!!! UnAnything in other languages: English - Français start another language!

THE ONLY FLAG THAT SHALL BE FLOWN!

AND NO, IT'S NOT THE FLAG OF JAPAN!