The UnAnything Wiki is what happens when you mix video games, internet memes, and pop culture, and then a bunch of idiots armed with creative writing, fan-fiction, satire, and parody try to document the UnUniverse it all happens in. Under the authority of Captain 0, we pledge to create the greatest humor wiki ever and defeat Captain 1, the most evil of wiki mascots!
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Pirates are these guys who sail the ocean for several years without taking a bath just to find treasure. Pirates sometimes encounter storms, monsters, and Your Mom. Those are some of the reasons why they die. Pirates live on a pirate ship sailing the ocean until they die. Pirates all have dreams, whether it be finding treasure, or something else, but their dream is usually to obtain something they see as treasure. Many pirates also try to find the One Piece.
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- The Noise creates his own foil for The Golden Monkey. The Aztec gods are not pleased.
- The Wa-Machine makes its very first Walu-guy, that being WaluBaby. We wish her the best walu-childhood!
- Ao Oni is spotted playing poker at the inventory with Pillar John and The Amazing Bulk.
- WaluBaby's body has dissolved and her cells are now attacking Texas. WaluBaby Land succeeds from Texas in the process.
- A bnuuy does an :3 and Texas is no more.
- Texas is saved by a WaBunny that fixes everything.
- The Dig-It Empire is conquered by a single balloon.
- UnAnything became 15 years old as of January 6th.
- You must demonstrate you have actually read the rules now in order to edit.
- The Abuse filter has been set up to protect this wiki from vandals. You will now be told off for saying "game" and not "shame", and also for editing other peoples' user pages.
- Articles are now assessed based on their value rather than page length now.
- Navigation boxes have come to mobile! You can now find your house again!
- The stub, quote, stand, louie/squidward, and userbox templates receive barely noticeable redesigns.
- All templates are coming to mobile!
- A new font based off our logo is in the works for the titles of pages. Will probably not come for a while...
- Images have been backed up to October 2024.
- The UnAnything Wiki gets mild attention on Twitter. Check out our X!
- The UnAnything Wiki gets more attention on Youtube. Check out our YT!
- ...7 was framed for eating 9?
- ...The Sword of Epic is not a toy (unless you want it to be one)?
- ...Call of Ducky 2 is purple?
- ...Staring at Weegee instantly makes you DIE?
- ...Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird?
- ...You cannot grasp the true form of Giygas's Attack?
- ...Sometimes Daizee is actually Dolan?
- ...Kaptain Skurvy loves waxing his ship's floor?
- ...33% of pigs build their houses out of bricks?
- ...Worms are the best at giving surprises?
- ...It's OVER 9000?
- ...You are on the UnAnything Wiki?
- ...the muffin man?
- ...who ate all the donuts?
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- [1]: Documents events that definitely happened.
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