The UnAnything Wiki is what you get when you mix video games, internet memes, and pop culture, and then a bunch of idiots try to document the UnUniverse it all happens in. Under the authority of Captain 1, we pledge to create the greatest humor wiki ever and defeat Captain 0, the most evil of wiki mascots!
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Well... your every day crab died one year ago so I will tell about MINE!!!!!!! So he hides under your my bed and waits for me to go to sleep and when I do go to bed he cracks my head off and eats it. When nobody is nearby, he plays games. His favorite game is "atari breakout" How to play atari breakout; Go on to google images and search atari breakout and then BAM! It gives you a weird game.
The Bite Bowser of 1987
Once my friend's every day crab opened a portal and Bowser came and talked about zoo keeper's jobs. All the Every day crabs thought that it was a boring topic so they killed bowser! Then he fed bowser to MALEO and mario enjoyed eating bowser. Mario also ate the Tug-o-war and WE ARE GETTING OFF TOPIC! Anyways, I think that is it.
| Except it wasn't "it". You haven't even scratched the surface of crustacean designation! | More WANTED articles... |
Cuz we're letting YOU vote for our next WANTED Article exclusively on the UnAnything Forums!
- Dee makes the mistake of going down the rabbit hole of A̷͈̔̅͋̒͜z̴̨̛̛̞̪̙̱̲̄͐̃̅̍͋̏̅͒͆̃͘͝ű̵̲͚̼̘̙͓̒͌͂͊̄͒̂́͑͠r̴̨̡̧̗̮̼͖͍͎̩͙̼͖̙͇̈́̒͒͌̂͑͌͂͘ę̶̧͓̹̲̘̭̮͙͖͂̈́̈́͗̈́͑̅͜͝p̵̺͗̋̈̿̆̀̈̋̅̓̋į̵̡̛̯̣̘͖̖̬́́̋ͅc̸̼͇̯͇̓̈́ͅ!
- Flock of Teletubbi spotted rec- oh, wait this happened like 2 weeks ago.
- Daily Coffee closing down…?
- Homer Simpson sticks a crayon — up his esophagus!
- The 🤩 machine 📠 got 👏 stuck 😕 again 😣 what 😡 the 🤬 fuk 👹
- The machine is not stuck anymore!
- UnAnything became 14 years old as of January 6th.
- Scampton was demoted for her high crimes and misdemeanors against the UnAnything people. In her place as Bureaucrat is HippyDippyHoop6.
- DeeDOS69 crawls into The Pit of Retirement...
- Navigation boxes have come to mobile! You can now
- Desktop notices are coming to mobile!
- UnMario pages are coming to the wiki!
- Images have been backed up to April 2024.
- The UnAnything Wiki gets mild attention on Twitter.
- The UnAnything Wiki gets more attention on Youtube. Check out our YT!
- We now have achievement tooltips again thanks to TheBlackRock77!
- ...7 was framed for eating 9?
- ...The Sword of Epic is not a toy (unless you want it to be one)?
- ...Call of Ducky 2 is purple?
- ...Staring at Weegee instantly makes you DIE?
- ...Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird?
- ...You cannot grasp the true form of Giygas's Attack?
- ...Sometimes Daizee is actually Dolan?
- ...Kaptain Skurvy loves waxing his ship's floor?
- ...33% of pigs build their houses out of bricks?
- ...Worms are the best at giving surprises?
- ...It's OVER 9000?
- ...You are on the UnAnything Wiki?
- ...the muffin man?
- ...who ate all the donuts?
Lamp Oil; rope? Bombs! You want it? It's yours my friend! As long as you have enough Rupees.
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