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Welcome to the UnAnything Wiki

The UnAnything Wiki is what you get when you mix video games, internet memes, and pop culture, and then a bunch of idiots try to document the UnUniverse it all happens in. Under the authority of Captain 0, we pledge to create the greatest humor wiki ever and defeat Captain 1, the most evil of wiki mascots!

We are currently vandalizing 4,324 articles, and you gotta help us!

Categories: Guys - Places - Shames - History - Stuff

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WANTED Article of the Month

Polybius, the only specimen we could get sufficient information on. Notice its placement in between other specimens.

Arcade Machine

Arcade Machines' (also known as Arcadius Gamius) are a primitive species and mysterious inanimate specimens only 80s and 90s kids know about. It is a primitive machine that predates even the Nintendo Entertainment System and its following consoles. It does NOT however predate the Atari 1300 and generally has almost no information on it. As famous historians and scientists are currently attempting to pinpoint the year of origin of these species, they have been unsuccessful so far. However, as we know it does not predate the Atari 1300. As such, we can estimate it originated around 999999999994 B.C and 999999999979 B.C, albeit in small amounts.

As said above, the species were not really widespread until many centuries after their creation. As the historians have attempted to describe it, the amount of Arcade Machines in the world massively grew around 9999999920 B.C and slowed down around 9999-something B.C. Information is so unknown that in fact, the first ever seen Arcade Machine was just an Arcade Machine found in a ditch and was a broken "Space Invaders" machine.

Area 51 employees had attempted to seclude an Arcade Machine, and attempt to find out its purpose. They reported mysterious properties.

More at.. Arcade Machine!!

WANTED Article Election Poll

We are letting YOU vote for the next WANTED Article! Which page is funny/awesome enough to be a WANTED Article? The theme for this month's poll is:

What is the best shame?
Vote now on the UnAnything Forums!

The poll will close October 1st, 2021.
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  —King Harkinian
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