Cquote1 Imma grabbin' me a magnum! Cquote2
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Not to be confused with that ice cream stuff

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That's not much of a magnum... just a Desert Eagle (you wish you were a magnum).


Now THAT'S a magnum. Are you scared, bro?

A Magnum is a powerful and EPIC pistol that can PWN lot'sa crap (possibly also the most powerful weapon evur). It looks weak at first, but trust me, man, you'd wanna run if someone tried to shoot you with one (not even a iron fused with gold shield could resist the bullet's power lever).

When to use a Magnum

  • Bears
  • Sharks
  • Rhinos
  • Zombified tacos
  • Mutant bananas
  • Weegee
  • Malleo
  • Britney Spears
  • Michael Jackson
  • King Kong
  • Godzilla (and Super Godzilla)
  • Vampire rocket ninja pirate samurai knight cyborg turtle dragon rat-frog squirrels (that shoot LAZ0RZ out of their eyes and arm-pits)
  • Hypocrites
  • Superman (when he gets pissed)
  • ChristianU2uber
  • Jack Thompson
  • Chuck Norris (but he has a magnums in his chest, so what's teh point of killing him with one, yer gonna die anyways, sucka)
  • Justin Bieber
  • etc.


  • Regular magnum (the average magnum with not so average bullets)
  • .44 Magnum (killz moar things than regular)
  • .500 Magnum (ZOMG, it's a killa)
  • Super Magnum
  • Gold Magnum (occasionally with scope)
  • Bombs Magnum (exclusively for Morshu)
  • Galatic Magnum
  • Solar Ray Gun (hi-tech weapon used by Paper Doll Man)
  • Machine-gum Spartan Laser Magnum (teh most powerful of all, so strong it could break the 10th dimension)

Any last wordz

None? Ok, then, n00b...

(grabs magnum)


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