Changes: Magnum

Revision as of 14:17, 14 May 2010

Imma grabbin' me a magnum! Captain 0

MagnumGun 1 — OH NOES! We're gonna get our arse's PWNED, yo! RUN 4 IT!

A Magnum is a powerful and EPIC pistol that can PWN lot'sa crap (possibly also the most powerful weapon evur). It looks weak at first, but trust me, man, you'd wanna run if someone tried to shoot you with one (not even a iron fused with gold shield could resist the bullet's power lever).

When to use a Magnum

Bears
Sharks
Rhinos
Zombified tacos
Mutant bananas
Weegee
Malleo
Britney Spears
Michael Jackson
King Kong
Godzilla (and Super Godzilla)
Vampire rocket ninja pirate samurai knight cyborg turtle dragon rat-frog squirrels (that shoot LAZ0RZ out of their eyes and arm-pits)
Hypocrites
Superman (when he gets pissed)
ChristianU2uber
Jack Thompson
Chuck Norris (but he has a magnums in his chest, so what's teh point, yer gonna die, sucka)
etc.

Variations

Regular magnum (the average magnum with not so average bullets)
.44 Magnum (killz moar things than regular)
.500 Magnum (ZOMG, it's a killa)
Super Magnum
Gold Magnum (occasionally with scope)
Bombs Magnum (exclusively for Morshu)
Galatic Magnum
Machine-gum Spartan Laser Magnum (teh most powerful of all, so strong it could break the 10th dimension)

Any last wordz

None? Ok, then, n00b...

(grabs magnum)

BAFF!

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 *[[Chuck Norris]] (but he has a magnums in his chest, so what's teh point, yer gonna die, sucka)
 *etc.
+==Variations==
+*Regular magnum (the average magnum with not so average bullets)
+*.44 Magnum (killz moar things than regular)
+*.500 Magnum (ZOMG, it's a killa)
+*Super Magnum
+*Gold Magnum (occasionally with scope)
+*[[Bombs]] Magnum (exclusively for [[Morshu]])
+*Galatic Magnum
+*Machine-gum Spartan Laser Magnum (teh most powerful of all, so strong it could break the 10th dimension)
 ==Any last wordz==