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+ | [[File:HEAD_ASPLODE.png|thumb|255px|One after being shot by a Magnum.]]{{quote|Imma grabbin' me a magnum!|Captain 0}} |
| − | ''Not to be confused with that ice cream stuff'' |
+ | ''Not to be confused with that ice cream stuff that's useless aside from the fact that it tastes good.'' |
[[File:MagnumGun_1.jpg|thumb|146px|That's not much of a magnum... just a Desert Eagle (you wish you were a magnum).]] |
[[File:MagnumGun_1.jpg|thumb|146px|That's not much of a magnum... just a Desert Eagle (you wish you were a magnum).]] |
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[[File:Revolver-magnum.jpg|thumb|302px|Now THAT'S a magnum. Are you scared, bro?]] |
[[File:Revolver-magnum.jpg|thumb|302px|Now THAT'S a magnum. Are you scared, bro?]] |
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| − | A '''Magnum''' is a powerful and EPIC pistol that can PWN |
+ | A '''Magnum''' is a powerful and EPIC pistol that can PWN lotsa crap (possibly also the most powerful weapon ever). It looks weak at first, but trust me, man, you'd wanna run if someone tried to shoot you with one (not even a iron fused with gold shield could resist the [[OVER 9000|bullet's power level]]. It's also an item used in [[Counter-Strike]]. |
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==When to use a Magnum== |
==When to use a Magnum== |
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| + | Use a Magnum when you are trying to defend yourself against... |
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*Bears |
*Bears |
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*Sharks |
*Sharks |
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*[[Weegee]] |
*[[Weegee]] |
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*[[Malleo]] |
*[[Malleo]] |
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| + | * [[The Stupid One]] (nah, he`l die no matter what) |
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*Britney Spears |
*Britney Spears |
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| − | *Michael Jackson |
+ | *[[Michael Jackson]] |
| + | * [[8]] |
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*King Kong |
*King Kong |
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*Godzilla (and Super Godzilla) |
*Godzilla (and Super Godzilla) |
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*Hypocrites |
*Hypocrites |
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*Superman (when he gets pissed) |
*Superman (when he gets pissed) |
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| + | * [[You]] |
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*[[ChristianU2uber]] |
*[[ChristianU2uber]] |
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*[[Jack Thompson]] |
*[[Jack Thompson]] |
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*[[Chuck Norris]] (but he has a magnums in his chest, so what's teh point of killing him with one, yer gonna die anyways, sucka) |
*[[Chuck Norris]] (but he has a magnums in his chest, so what's teh point of killing him with one, yer gonna die anyways, sucka) |
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*Justin Bieber |
*Justin Bieber |
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| + | *Ice cream guys in CS |
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| + | *Bagan |
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| + | *Super Saiyan God |
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| + | *Bills The God Of Destruction |
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*etc. |
*etc. |
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==Any last wordz== |
==Any last wordz== |
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| − | None? Ok, then, n00b... |
+ | None? Ok, then, [[n00b]]... |
(grabs magnum) |
(grabs magnum) |
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<big><big>BAFF!</big></big> |
<big><big>BAFF!</big></big> |
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[[Category:Weapons]] |
[[Category:Weapons]] |
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[[Category:Unsafe for kids]] |
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Revision as of 00:44, 12 July 2016
One after being shot by a Magnum.
Imma grabbin' me a magnum! Captain 0
Not to be confused with that ice cream stuff that's useless aside from the fact that it tastes good.
That's not much of a magnum... just a Desert Eagle (you wish you were a magnum).
Now THAT'S a magnum. Are you scared, bro?
A Magnum is a powerful and EPIC pistol that can PWN lotsa crap (possibly also the most powerful weapon ever). It looks weak at first, but trust me, man, you'd wanna run if someone tried to shoot you with one (not even a iron fused with gold shield could resist the bullet's power level. It's also an item used in Counter-Strike.
When to use a Magnum
Use a Magnum when you are trying to defend yourself against...
- Bears
- Sharks
- Rhinos
- Zombified tacos
- Mutant bananas
- Weegee
- Malleo
- The Stupid One (nah, he`l die no matter what)
- Britney Spears
- Michael Jackson
- 8
- King Kong
- Godzilla (and Super Godzilla)
- Vampire rocket ninja pirate samurai knight cyborg turtle dragon rat-frog squirrels (that shoot LAZ0RZ out of their eyes and arm-pits)
- Hypocrites
- Superman (when he gets pissed)
- You
- ChristianU2uber
- Jack Thompson
- Chuck Norris (but he has a magnums in his chest, so what's teh point of killing him with one, yer gonna die anyways, sucka)
- Justin Bieber
- Ice cream guys in CS
- Bagan
- Super Saiyan God
- Bills The God Of Destruction
- etc.
Variations
- Regular magnum (the average magnum with not so average bullets)
- .44 Magnum (killz moar things than regular)
- .500 Magnum (ZOMG, it's a killa)
- Super Magnum
- Gold Magnum (occasionally with scope)
- Bombs Magnum (exclusively for Morshu)
- Galatic Magnum
- Solar Ray Gun (hi-tech weapon used by Paper Doll Man)
- Machine-gum Spartan Laser Magnum (teh most powerful of all, so strong it could break the 10th dimension)
Any last wordz
None? Ok, then, n00b...
(grabs magnum)
BAFF!