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MagicConchShell

Behold! This useless evil and stupid piece of crap! And it's NOT MAGIC!

The Magic Conch Shell is a evil toy that is the more magical 8-ball. It is a unlawful toy that only tells to you to do nothing when trying to escape out from a lost forest, cave, etc. (Unless this will teleports you out of a dangerous place, and brings you back home when this Magic Conch Shell is really magical, but dull). The Magic Conch Shell only says polite stupid words and things to nice people, but hates people who insulted it or insulted the club (including Squidward) and forbade them from other nice people and their club. It was created by Viacom to brainwash SpongeBob and Patrick

What does it do?[]

The Magic Conch Shell uses the owners to make the Magic Conch Shell form a club as the Magic Conch Shell's empire to use their owners as slaves and other pets. Anyone who insulted the Magic Conch Shell and its club will be banned from the club and the Magic Conch Shell will forbid and prohibit them from having food or playing with the members in the club

Trivia[]

  • The Magic Conch Shell is an bitter enemy of Squidward.
  • It was a useful item that appeared in the horror shame Mr. Hopp's Playhouse.
  • It also brainwashes a forest ranger.
    • This is why the Magic Conch Shell is trapping SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, and the forest ranger inside Kelp Forest to use them as slaves and form a new empire.
  • Many humans made a theory about the Magic Conch Shell is really a useless piece of crap made by Bob Saget, or Giygas, or Zalgo.
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