The Magic Conch Shell is a evil toy that is the more magical 8-ball. It is a unlawful toy that only tells to you to do nothing when trying to escape out from a lost forest, cave, etc. (Unless this will teleports you out of a dangerous place, and brings you back home when this Magic Conch Shell is really magical, but dull). The Magic Conch Shell only says polite stupid words and things to nice people, but hates people who insulted it or insulted the club (including Squidward) and forbade them from other nice people and their club. It was created by Viacom to brainwash SpongeBob and Patrick
What does it do?[]
The Magic Conch Shell uses the owners to make the Magic Conch Shell form a club as the Magic Conch Shell's empire to use their owners as slaves and other pets. Anyone who insulted the Magic Conch Shell and its club will be banned from the club and the Magic Conch Shell will forbid and prohibit them from having food or playing with the members in the club