For other uses, see Dio (Disambiguation)
ZA WARIO!
—Magatsu-Dio Brando
Magatsu-Dio Brando is the calamity version of Dio Brando that Bulk Bogan accidentally made a year ago when he convinced Dio to eat an entire Virtual Boy, which somehow made an evil clone or something. You should fear him because he's even more of a jackass than the normal Dio. He is pitied by Mr. T.
History[]
A day after his creation, he tried to kill Victor Krabs, but he had already died 14 years ago, and was searching for 10 months. When he stopped searching, he went to Taco Bell during the night and said ZA WARIO, shortly after he ate all the burritos with time frozen. Then he died due to it being too much taco bell. However 12 seconds later: another vampire named Nosferatu walked in and performed CPR on him, called an ambulance, and saved his life.
He went into Minecraft after he heard they added time freeze commands, because he though they were stupid and not as powerful as his own stand. So with the help of the Copenheimer cheat, he went on random people's worlds trying to use the command and suck all their blood and make them play Virtual Boy Wario Land. Unfortunately he didn't have the power, and so about 12,000 kids beat him up. He swore to never play that shame again.
More recently he's been combing the desert for sandwiches to eat, but he's not found any yet as deserts are dark at night. This would be the place he starved, as the UnUniverse is set to Hardcore mode.
Trivia[]
- Instead of having the stand Za Warudo (The World) he has Za Wario (The Wario) instead! (only difference is that Wario makes you hungry)
- Just like the normal Dio Brando, he's also a vampire, which is SCARY!
ZA WARIO!
MAGATSU-DIO BRANDO
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Time Fart - ZA WARUDO can fart up to 9 seconds. In farted time DIO can do nothing!
Super Speed Punches - WUDA WUDA WUDA WUDA WUDA WUDA WUDA WUDA WUDA WUDA WUDA
WARIO STEAM - His mustache can materialize Wario Steam out of thin air.