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THEIR DISHARMONY IS MY PAIN. AND MY PAIN... BELONGS TO THEM.

Mag Agent: Torture

Mag Agent: Torture is a really big and really scary dude that works for the UnPolice. Mag Agent: Torture is also one of the scariest, ugliest, and most violent people to ever exist in the UnUniverse.

Appearance[]

Mag Agent: Torture is a massive grunt that is at least three times bigger than a normal grunt (normal grunts are the same size as a normal human). Mag Agent: Torture has two massive nails pieced through his head. In other words, how the fuck is this guy alive?! Mag Agent: Torture also has blood under his head, since he got his head ripped off by Barney the Dinosaur one time. However, Mag Agent: Torture got brought back to life by getting his head attached back on.

History[]

Mag Agent: Torture used to be a normal Grunt. One day, the Grunt met Dr. S, the leader of the UnPolice. However, Dr. S decided use the Grunt in his experiments. Dr. S wanted to create Mag Agents, so he tortured the Grunt by using him in experiments. After many experiments, the Grunt finally became the first Mag Agent. The Mag Agent was then sent to kill the Elmo Gang for their crimes. However, the Mag Agent wanted revenge on Dr. S for torturing him, so the Mag Agent teams up with the Elmo Gang to kill Dr. S. The Mag Agent gets killed, and then the Elmo Gang flee from the UnPolice.

Dr. S and the UnPolice torture the Mag Agent by bringing him back to life only to stab giant nails his head. The Mag Agent becomes Mag Agent: Torture and is now brainwashed by Dr. S and the UnPolice. Mag Agent: Torture was then sent to kill Barney the Dinosaur. However, Mag Agent: Torture was killed when Barney ripped his head off.

After getting his head attached back on and coming back to life, Mag Agent: Torture gets revenge on Barney by killing him with his new shotgun.

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