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MarioProblem

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Will ya PLEASE go away while dis' article is worked on? When you are away, you can go eat sum' Spaghetti-Os for Weegee. If this page ain't finished in da minimum o' 2 weeks from when we people added dis' thing, then do us a favor and put up dis'. Thanks, and in bocca al lupo!

LuigiProblem

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MarioProblemLuigiProblem

Will ya PLEASE go away while dis' article is worked on? When you are away, you can go eat sum' Spaghetti-Os for Weegee. If this page ain't finished in da minimum o' 2 weeks from when we people added dis' thing, then do us a favor and put up dis'. Thanks, and in bocca al lupo!

A fourty year old shame still makes a bunch of bucks/But if you obtain it for free, then your life is gonna suck/It's beyond penny pinching, yes, but what else is there to do/When you're part of the Nintendo Ninjas and you're name's Deej Hallyboo

juno, during the fourth song, Tension Rising

Mafia History Thus Far (stylized in all-lowercase letters) is an indie/punk album that was created by juno as a way to document the history of the Top Hat Mafia, their allies, and their enemies. While she was the lead person behind the project, Kasumi Todoh and Ally Kabam helped her quite a bit, providing both instrumentals and backup vocals. The Pink Radio was also used for sampling purposes.

The album also featured various other people involved with the THM's history, and even a few of their enemies (ie. Akira and Edge show up during the song "Territory").

Tracklist
Song Title Type Of Song Event Based On/Represented Others Who Performed In The Song
Stylin' and Profilin' Track The Top Hat Mafia's formation during the gold rush (Only full track to not feature Ally and Kasumi)
Peace At First Transition The THM members just going about their lives. Ally (guitar)
The Conqueror Worm Track How the THM conquered various other gangs and territories (ie. the Snowman Mafia) Ally and Kasumi (backup vocals)
  • Balan (conducts a small wartime orchestra)
  • Cool Guy (synthesizer)
Tension Rising Track DJ Hallyboo joining the THM and nearly getting everyone killed. Ally (guitar), Kasumi (drums)
Dear Falling Angel Track Tension Rising from the perspective from The Krizalids Krizalid (most of the instruments)
Fire In The Sky Track DJ's death, as observed by the one who committed it. Juno (lead vocals and a-capella, the song is vocal only)
  • Interesting note, on the Deluxe version of this album, this song is replaced with a cover of "They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!"
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