Wario using it.
The MacBook Smelly Air is a laptop made by Wario based on the MacBook Air and distributed by Apple. Unlike any laptop, it is powered by farts. It smells like farts and it is covered in a green fart aura when CPU temp is at 212°F, and is colored pink. It runs macOS 🥚, also known as macOS Pass Gas. But now it runs Big Sur.
Specs[]
- RAM: none, because Google Chrome ate it, and farted later, making this MacBook smelly air more powerful.
- CPU: it is powered by its Fart content.
- Smell: Utterly disgusting rotten egg.
- Ports: Just USB See, so they can make money selling dongles.
- Battery: The laptop itself has no battery, it is powered by the user’s farts as well.
- SoC: It has a SoCk built in.
- Storage: Infinite. It stores stuff in parallel universes where your favrote TV show and Video Game character lives, in the most discomforting area possible.
- Colors: PINK
- Aura: GREEN
- Camera: Useless. Only spies on you when you are doing something embarrassing.
- Audio: BIG SPEAKERS. It can only play fart noises.
Releases[]
- 2009: First model released in 2009.
- 2010: Shortages occour for unknown reasons.
- 2011: MacBook Smelly Air with cooler stuffs released.
- 2011: Span off into the MaickBook and Mackbook.
- 2013: MacBook Smelly Air with flat poop and pee released.
- 2015: “MacBook Smelly Air: Now with Windows 10” Released.
- 2017: MacBook Smelly Air X Released with USB See and stuff. And it comes with a cool fidget spinner.
- 2020: MacBook Smelly Air with Apple Sillycon released.
- 2022: MacBook Smelly Air with an ugly notch released.
- 2024: Can now pirate illegal copies of WARIOLAND Fartsquax-Hotbox Hotel.
- 2080: MacBook Smelly Air for Aliens was created on Dr. Borg’s request, or else he would eat Apple headquarters.
- 2100: A Y2K Edition was sold at Michaelsoft Binbows