INNOCENCE DOESN'T GET YOUR EAR.
—MX
HOLY SHIT, is that Pepperman from Pizza Tower?!
—MX, when he sees Pepperman break through a wall.
MX is the Fake Peppino of Mario. He is very evil and tries to stuff people inside things, like a ripoff Purple Guy. His favorite holiday is Easter, which he tries to make epic by stuffing people inside eggs. MX has other powers too, such as the ability to hop into electronics, possess them, and make them glitch out and crash, like a Glitch Gremlin ripoff. MX also is very edgy in that he likes Mario songs in minor keys, which is why he ripped off everything relating to Sponge too. For some strange reason, MX is really obsessed with Lucas; maybe he's a ripoff of Brawl Wario as well.
Appearance[]
MX appears in Friday Night Fuckin'. But also MX is very, very scary. But also also, he looks like a big clown with a big hat, the whole shabang with white makeup too. Actually, his face is a ripoff of Spamton's face: giant jaw, big nose. Before he started ripping off Mario's looks, he wore knee ripped pants plus a striped sweater is all the time. One with a collar, turtleneck, that's the kind. It is unknown why he still fakes being Mario after he long left the Mushroom Kingdom. MX has very narrow shoulders; even when he isn't slouched over they're very feminine. His clothes are infused with 40% Hyper-Realistic Blood and 60% polyester.
History[]
First Life[]
Many years ago, MX used to be a normal human named Mark. "Oh hi Mark!" Shut up Tommy Wiseau! Back to the point, Mark lived in the Mushroom Kingdom, where he was framed by the (then) king for stealing everybody's cheese. Nobody's cheese was ever stolen, but maybe the king wanted to steel everybody's cheese. Before this point, Mark had been a notoriously annoying guy. He used to be in the church's choir, but was kicked out for only being able to hit 4 notes and jump. Puberty did not only ruin his voice, but it also made him the strongest person in the town at age 14. Anyways, the king ordered everybody in the Mushroom Kingdom to kill Mark and they killed him.
Afterlife[]
In Hell, Mark swore revenge against the mushroom people, and especially against the Halloways who snowgraved him with their ice magic. He had great strength, but not the X factor so that he couldn't be beaten again once he escaped Hell. He began a self-improvement journey, and a journey to get more powers and become stronger. Nobody wanted to help to him get more powers though because he was super annoying.
For many years, the only person he could talk to while he was lifting weights was Cotton Eye Joe. MX heard about the saying "All is fair in love and war", so asked about Cotton Eye Joe about his many tales, tales about the mistresses and wives he made have affairs with him. Thus from Cotton Eye Joe, MX learned the Art of Love. MX then tried sending various people love letters who could free him from Hell, but nobody ever responded. He wasn't heartbroken, but he was sad. But the Art of Love taught him how to not be annoying, so he sought help from other people once again.
They told him about something called the Stand Arrow, which gives people Stands. It seems there were a few in Hell. He tried one of them out, but it only gave him the power to disable other people's Stands. Unsatiated, he sought to gain different powers.
Mark also heard from Him that there was this potion that made the Powerpuff Girls awesome called Chemical X, and so tried going after that next. Apparently it was one of Hell's most lucrative drugs or something, but he wanted it fast so threatened to disable everybody's Stands unless they gave some of it to him. They let him do his thing and resented him for a while. But after a short period of time, crimes decreased in Hell and Charlie was able to start the Hazbin Hotel. People started liking him just disabling stands in hell because they were tired of being beat up all the time, hence they would never give him his Chemical X cuz if he got it he'd stop. No—that's not what happened. He got bribed with Chemical X to let people use their stand powers, and soon enough he got a gallon of Chemical X, which he immediately chugged down. With the X factor acquired, he decided to call himself Mark X, and then just MX.
Revival & Revenge[]
Hundreds of years later, wandering around, MX noticed Dora had left a dimensional rift to the UnWorld open. He seized the opportunity, going through before it closed. MX then traveled by foot back to the Mushroom Kingdom to get his revenge. Paranoid people might recognize him, MX stole Mario's identity and appearance. He then started the greatest Easter egg hunt of the UnWorld. MX kidnapped everybody, stuffed them into eggs, and scattered them around the Mushroom Kingdom. He also bought hundreds of coins worth of Easter supplies too with the money he stole. MX then kidnapped Peach so Bowser would find him so he could start the Easter egg hunt. Bowser didn't know that he was stepping into MX's trap, and consequently came to MX's lair, where MX cut the bridge under him with his axe, leaving him to burn in lava. MX leaves, sparing Peach and leaving her to have the Easter egg hunt, but Peach is now traumatized. Not because she witnessed Bowser's skin melt, no, she's seen that a couple of times, but because MX explained the Bionicles lore to her.
MX then started hunting down a descendant of the Halloways to add to his Easter egg hunt: Lucas. But unfortunately he encountered the angriest Italian of them all, Vinny, who snapped on MX for trying to put him into an egg and beat his ass. Him being 12 feet tall didn't matter when Vinny had vine whips, cool whips, and the energy of a hearty vine sauce soup. One time in one of their fights, MX dressed up as Peter Griffin and Vinny dressed up as Chicken. MX won because he secretly installed a resource pack that made Netherite armor look like Peter Griffin. MX had to flee the Mushroom Kingdom though after Mario came back and could reasonably stop him. The Mushroom Kingdom lost 13 trillion dollars in lost productivity during MX's Easter egg hunt.
Retreat[]
Thus, he snuck onto a shipping container and made his way to South America, where he eventually ended up in Piramidia. He decided he'd become a SoundCloud rapper there and sell records for a living. But nobody liked how he was just making the same 4 sounds over and over again. It was of course Boyfriend dissing his tracks, but MX didn't know it at the time. He did what most rational people do, and sent Boyfriend an IP grabber, to which Boyfriend clicked on. MX then drove to his through a ferry and through the Darién Gap to hack his Nintendo and throw him inside a TV. MX almost killed him, but Pico thankfully saved Boyfriend and turned off the power to leave MX to rot to RAM decay.
Second Revival[]
Unbeknownst to everyone though, MX escaped into the TV World where he met the Shadows and Izanami. Izanami didn't give him an Izanagi though because he already had a Stand. Also, she hated MX for stuffing the Reaper instead of chests, so inflicted him with blindness 10 as punishment. She didn't anticipate however that when the fog clears in the TV World, he could actually see well enough to stuff people into Easter eggs. He did this with Teddie and a few others, though, most didn't live to become a twink and were found dead days later. Izanami noticed this and just told everyone to just join her on her giant cloud when the fog clears. She liked seeing him stub his toe and kill people out of frustration. When Izanami died and the TV World turned back to normal, he was able to cure his blindness from drinking milk from a Baphomet. This terrified the Shadows further, who just assumed at that point he was their new god.
Easter in the Midnight Channel[]
He then noticed construction sites appearing all over the place. It was King Frost making Cadbury factories while Izanami was dead. MX couldn't get close to these since King Frost put up magical barriers to keep Shadows and other stuff out. When construction finished, MX peered into the windows from the hills and saw they were making Cadbury products like Mini Eggs and Creme Eggs: staples of his childhood Easter experience. He was determined as Hell to break in there and SHOW the Shadows how Easter is meant to be experienced. MX would seize the means of production and make the greatest Easter egg hunt of all time. (He already did the greatest one of the UnWorld.) But to do that, he had to break the barrier, a task that required at leave 7 human souls. Souls he did not steal when he had the chance. Thus MX had to banish humans into The Shadow World by any means necessary.
MX on his throne
MX gathered all of the Shadows up at the entrance hall (the place the Investigation Team) told them to search the lands for humans. A lot of Shadows immediately came up to him and said they already had a human there: Teddie. It was pretty much an open secret that Teddie was a human, and that where he stood was where Teddie brought humans into the TV World, and somehow MX was clueless. He was clueless about pretty much most things relating to the Shadows because they all avoided him. It took the lives of 3 low-level Shadows before MX realized Teddie was using a "Stand". MX used his Stand against his, depowering him, and then killing him for his soul. You see, he was born as a shadow and just gained a human form. Sucks too because Teddie actually had the power to get him out of there with his own TVs. Still though, he needed those souls and wanted them now. The Shadows told him about an ancient goddess who traveled in and out of the dimension with Televisions: Yu Narukami. It was Teddie who actually did all the TV stuff, but everybody there was stupid and didn't know.
The second thing they did were some rituals to try and get Yu back, but she never came back.
The third thing they did was unlock the Reaper from the chest he was stuffed inside. They thought he was probably the oldest Shadow there since he was the second most powerful. The Reaper told them about the Dark Hour, but that was just a thing that happened from 24:00–24:59 and was not a place, so he was imprisoned for being way too funny, cuz that never happened. Well it did, so the joke's on them.
The fourth thing MX and his posse did was try and hold wandering Jack Frosts hostage and disrupt supply lines. They did capture all 300 wandering Jack Frosts, but King Frost didn't care about them. Thus they were all fused into different things, mostly Pale Rider. For the supply lines, they already thought of that and couldn't do shit.
After all hope seemed to have been lost, MX just decided to have a Nekomata harem to see if his kids had souls to harvest, like what Asgore should have had the humans do in Undertale. Unfortunately for him, he revived the long extinct Imp species. Fortunately for us, most his imp children did have human souls and not monster souls. He murdered them all, but since he had a human soul himself he couldn't absorb their souls, and so had to put their faith in one of the demons to break the barrier. Whoever he chose could probably be powerful enough to beat him, which would be really sad. He entrusted Anubis with the 7 souls, and luckily, he judged King Frost as wrongfully withholding Easter from the Shadows.
The War for Easter[]
War ensued between the Shadows and King Frost's legion, plus the Frost Legion from Terraria. The Shadows surrounded and swarmed the factories and stuffed all the workers and slaves inside Easter eggs. King Frost then opened large interdimensional portals to the Frost Dimension and sent his army to megalo strike back and reclaim his colonies. But then the Frost Legion started to conquer The Frost Dimension for Snowman's Land because most of the WaWaJack Frosts were gone saving King Frost's chocolate enterprise. The Frost Legion also called upon Santa Claus, his elves, evil snowmen, The Twins, Skeletron Prime, and The Destroyer to help since they were all Terraria guys.
King Frost then ordered a new Wa-Machine to make more Wa-Frosts because his old one broke. Intelligence intercepted this information, thus Anubis snuck through King Frost's portals to the Mushroom Kingdom. Sadly for him, King Frost and Wario were just too good of friends; he couldn't intercept the Wa-Machine and destroy it. But that didn't stop him from making a trade agreement with Bowser to supply Fire Flowers to Snowman's Land as well as the TV World: something that couldn't have happened if not for the alliance between evil snowmen and the Bowser Army. With multiple Wa-Machines, King Frost gathered his citizens into wactories to be wa-ified and cloned. King Frost retreated from the TV World for now so he could fight on the domestic front.
MX was satisfied and so held an Easter egg hunt while Anubis cultivates Fire Flowers for the next attack, as well as more Wa-Machines. MX would dress up as the Easter Bunny and scatter the millions of chocolate filled eggs all over the TV World. Well, he had a few helpers too like Slimes. It took an entire month to set it all up, and just 5 days to find 99% of them (the last one would be found in 3192). It should be noted that the shadows saw MX as a childish tyrant than a true leader, despite the effort he had put into defeating King Frost and acquiring the souls.
A year later, 30 billion Jack Frosts entered the TV World and killed everybody. They did not take MX or Anubis as prisoners of war; their orders from the king were to kill everybody.
Postmortem[]
While MX could have continued gaining new powers instead of continued gaining pounds, they simply didn't have enough soldiers or foreign allies. After they had abandoned the Frost Legion, King Frost took back Snowman's Land for the Southern Heptant. Except for the one valley, because the contracts King Frost signed with the evil snowmen way back then did not forbid conquest. Anyways they lost an ally. Also of note was that King Frost had way more Wa-Machines than the Shadows, and that the god of wah Warui made MX's Wa-Machines worse.
Stand[]
[POWERDOWN]
MX
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B
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This stand is able to, well, powerdown people and their stands, making their attacks much weaker than normal.
Trivia[]
- MX is friends with Lord X.
- MX and Malleo have absolute hatred towards each other.
- MX is a non-binary alternative to MR, MRS, and MS.
- MX is rivals with ℞.
- MX looks suspiciously like 7 Grand Dad. If you see anything looking like him, do not look again. Just run.
- MX’s clothes are actually flesh-infused, so he’s technically naked. LOL! PUBLIC INDECENCY
- The event where he was killed by Pico was later recreated in Friday Night Fuckin' and made cooler there.
- We don't know why he does any of this, or how he does any of this.