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Lynxes are a species of cats in UnWorld. They are mostly seen Canada.

Biology[]

Lynxes are fluffy cats with short tails. They have brown or grey fur with spots. They are mostly seen speaking English, though Eurasian and Iberian lynxes will often speak the tongues of their homelands. They are somewhat bigger than cats, kind of like Floppas. They usually go for hunts with their buddies. They mostly attack small animals like Boohbah. They can harm Teletubbies except for the good ones. Scientists are currently researching what makes Good Teletubbies immune to lynxes.

Subspecies[]

  • Eurasian lynx - rarely some of them are Russian stereotypes
    • Marsel - Basically just snow floppas.
  • Canada lynx - they like Canada. Canada likes them. They are friends.
  • Iberian lynx - Spanish Armarda hate this subspecies
  • Bobcat - Goldthwait is one of them. Not to be confused with Pilchard, who is Bob's cat, or a front-end loader.
  • Nice Teletubbyland lynx - a very rare subspecies of a lynx in Nice Teletubbyland
  • Japanese lynx - a critically endangered subspecies of a lynx in Japan. Formerly extinct; revived by Ceiling Cat to serve as an elite fighting force.

Facts[]

  • A group of lynxes is called army.
  • Lynxes hate Teletubbies except for the good ones.
  • Lynxes are Rory's spirit animal.
  • Lynxes cannot floss.
  • Lynx means "Comedic Cat" in gremlinese.
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