Maketh an apology f'r what thee hath said even but now
—Luna Lovegood, when she was dissed by Oscar Wilde
Luna Lovegood was a demon nobody liked, not even her parents. Because of her age, she speaks old English, and nobody likes her. When she gets mad, she tries to kill losers, but they run away faster than the speed of Light. She secretly owned Shouty Man's Great Shop, before she was fired and banned from all locations.
History[]
Her Lion disguise.
Luna Lovegood was born on April 1st, 666. Her parents were Xenophilius Lovegood and Pandora Lovegood, who hated her so much when she was born, that they threw her in the trash, but all the trash came out, and when the Trashman came, they threw her in the river. She tried to go to school, but every single school in the entire UnUniverse rejected her, so much that they banned her from stepping in the school.
She got what she deserved
Despite being rejected from all schools, she entered Student Debt, and occasionally, all her money were taken to the college. She tried to make Junko Furuta DIE, but she was so injured in the battle that she lost her wand. She tried to get money by founding a shop, but after a few years, she was fired and arrested by Junko and Shouty Man, who got the rights of the shop and renamed it Shouty Man's Great Shop. She finally escaped Prison in 1987, but then came the Bite of 87. If you want to know more, read that article, but the summary is that Iono bit her skull, killing her. Every person on the planet cheered. Her body was destroyed, and she was never burred. All information about her was burned, and people who saw her had their memory erased. Both Heaven and Hell rejected her, so her soul was sent in Beyond Space and Time for safe keeping.
Trivia[]
- She had a relationship with a shame character, but all the characters from the shame ran away.
- The meaning of the word Hyde describes how stupid she was.
- She secretly had a crush with the voice actor Bobcat Goldthwait.
- She tried to kill Litter Critter.
- She is immune to NO VIRUSES, even though she didn't catch one in her life, because all of the Viruses ran away from her.
- When she tries to kill Nazis, they run away.
- A shame was made called Kill Luna Lovegood.
- Everybody is horrified of her.
- Her brain is as big as one atom. It is quite small.
- Everybody is her rival.
Trip and Fall
Luna Lovegood trips on nothing and dies.
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