Ludwig van Beethoven is a weird guy who self proclaims to be a composer, even though he hires companies to write music for him. People compare him to Jesus, and he also said he likes to be alive. He stole many original tunes written by Skrillex, will.i.steal and Justin Beaver. He was also assassinated by the Lamb State, which specializes in killing lambs; he posed as a lamb one day when he got bored.
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