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Quetzalcoatl telleriano

Quetzal having breakfast.

Quetzalcoatl was a bloodthirsty UnAztec god who became an elementary school teacher. Not to be confused with Quetzalcoatl, the $&%-obsessed goddess. She got demoted to mortality so Quetzal is technically more powerful now.

History[]

Early before Earth was created, he lived with his twin brother CrazyBus in the time and space between time and space. He turned an Aikoo into a taikoo for doing the T-Pose, and has since been been known as the god of the UnAztecs since.

In Mexico, he had a stable career as a people-eater, but then he moved to Dragonland, where they didn't have many openings for people-eaters. After he made enough money in his new career, he got his brother to immigrate to Dragonland as well, employing him as a gardener so he had a job. He also invented the calendar, but he only completed it to December 21st, 2012, making many people confused and making some people despair, including Vesta, one of our many contributors.

In 2014, he saw a human girl who Bruno Mars liked and decided to retire. As for why is anyone's guess. He shortly died of prostate cancer longly afterwards.

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