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Not to be confused with Lucia.

The rainbow wind blows at a far off coast.

Before dawn, there was a melody I heard.

It was a very nostalgic song.

Lucia, Singing her Song of Doom.

Lucia Nanami (Or, Luchia Nanami, if you prefer) is a weird Mermaid who likes robots and sings a bunch. She is currently the Queen of the Fish Union for some reason.

History[]

Lucia was born in the North Pacific Ocean and is the Princess of it, apparently. She is born on a Monday, which is coincidentally the same day of the week every other Mermaid is born in the North Pacific Ocean (Merman are born on Tuesdays). Lucia was directed to protect this random pearl from Humans since it apparently is one of the many items that can summon Cthulhu or something. She isn't good at it at all, but she still keeps the pearl away from grubby man hands. One day while she was watching boats, she found a guy named KAITO, an ugly Vocaloid who likes singing and ice cream. Despite the fact that we mentioned KAITO was ugly a sentence ago, Lucia still fell madly in love with him. The boat sank (As 76% of boats tend to sink during trips), so she decided to save the poor Vocaloid and succeeded. 7 Years Later, and Lucia decides to search for KAITO again.

Lucia noticed that whenever she sings, she causes people's eardrums to Asplode and steel structures to crumble. This is just because Lucia is a LOUD singer. She decided to take advantage of this to become an alter ego on land alongside her human form, this form being named "Pink Pearl Voice". Sailor Moon did sue her, but don't worry, Lucia sold off her pearl to pay for the fee (She later got it back somehow no need to stress). If you really want to one of Lucia's songs, here is a video to the lower left of this paragraph.

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Luchia~legend of mermaid + lyrics + translation

It's in Japanese to be more AUTHENTIC! If you hear this at all, Your Screwed and are going to Asplode.

And so, with this new form, she found KAITO and decided to attempt to date with him, but sadly for her, MEIKO just so happened to be near by and decided to beat the living crap out of her because of that. After this event, Lucia was rejected and started to hate humans now wanting to get rid of them. She decided to use her singing abilities to cause havoc across the ocean. Lucia was able to overthrow Carp Lowry from the throne of the Fish Union thanks to her singing powers. With this new power of authority, Lucia decided to start causing more waves and tsunamis in the ocean, thanks to her loud singing. The most notable of these waves were the ones that were used when Lucia accidentally and indirectly helped Bob the Builder cause more chaos on 3/11/2011 in Japan. Funnily enough, KAITO died in this wave (That's karma for you!). Lucia was nearly stopped by Gaito, a minion of Plankton's who wanted to steal Lucia's pearl to wake up Cthulhu and rule the ocean, but luckily she was able to win and get her pearl back by the skin of her teeth. Eventually, The Crystal Alliance took notice of these waves and decided enough was enough. They gave Lucia a good wack on her face, and she's good (relatively speaking) now. Lucia currently lives the simple life, ruling the Fish Union, doing whatever secretive motives she does at this current time.

Trivia[]

  • Lucia finds it very ironic that she rules over in the North Atlantic Ocean despite the fact that she is also the princess of the North Pacific Ocean.
  • She has friends who are too unpopular to mention.
  • She once got into a tussle with Sailor Virgin Media in her Mermaid form. Surprisingly, Sailor Virgin Media won thanks to the lack of ears.

Ruler of the Fish Union

(1989-2002)

:3

2002-Present

N/A

(N/A)

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