Lubbies, also referred to as “bootleg Teletubbies,” are very evil predatory creatures who live in Lubbyland. They were hired as armed mercenaries and are often found at waterfowl hunting competitions.
They all share the same antenna of a stump and lack a TV screen on their stomach to avoid copyright claims from the actual Teletubbies and KMFStudios. They are very weird in terms of internal anatomy, as they lack a heart and instead have a organ made of pure hate, called the Loatheas.
Creation[]
Lubbies were made by EEEVVVIIILLLL, which can be found in the Teletubby Land Acid Lake. Later on, they decided to form their own territory, called “Lubbyland,” where they currently live. They were too dumb to build anything practical or even survive on their own tho, but some people decided to hire them to kill losers, so now they have all the coins and UnDollar bills they can slurp and eat.
They are now known for being dumb hired mercenaries.
A group of lubbies
Lubbyland[]
Lubbyland itself
Lubbyland was founded by the first lubbies, who built tons of identical houses since they all copied eachother's homework. It was good till the fire of Lubbyton, which whilst the Unanything Series claimed to be the result of some insane anarchist, was in fact the result of a young "up-and-coming mercenary in training" getting drunk and pouring toxic waste everywhere from their first mission, thus leaving a charred wasteland.
Lubbies consider Lubbyland a independent country, but nobody else does.
Life Cycle[]
A young lubby
2 Lubbies before gaining their coloured fur.
Whilst Lubbies as a species originate from the evil of the Teletubby Land Acid Lake! Newer lubbies emerge from the rivers of EVILLL liquid that can be found flowing in Lubbyland. Born blind and feral, new lubbies are taken to the central area of Lubbyland where they are educated in how to be evil better, how to get sweet UnDollars and the such. Eventually once they have become old enough, they gain the bipedal movement method and develop eyes, before finally after a few more years reaching final age, signified by gaining coloured fur. No-one knows what a lubby who becomes old is like as none live that long, but judging by the ancients of their distance relatives, thats probably a good thing.
Demeanor[]
Whilst Lubbies are often sterotyped as murderous ill tempered brutes. They are not all that way, whilst they indeed can be quite foul tempered, they are a social species who function as a pack. They seem a bit dim witted to outsiders and when it comes to more knowledge based subjects, they are. Yet in situations such as hunting, they prove to be quite clever. Though there dim-wittedness at anything that didn't involve killing lead to their rather simplistic society and their rather bland mass produced architecture.
They also seem to consider hunting a essential sport with pistols and crossbows being the proper tools. One of the more unique aspects about them is they usually have a extreme lack of prejudice, which means when they kill all equally.
Notable Lubbies[]
LUBBY INDUSTRIES[]
LUBBY INDUSTRIES is the main controling force of Lubbyland who is the main organizer of the major military hires, here are some of there most notable alliances:
- Horrortime Tubby hired them multiple times.
- They are rumoured to be used as lockdown security guards for Squidward Community College but these have been said to be Dementors.
Militia O' Lubbb[]
The Militia O' Lubbb are the main military force of Lubbyland and require much more money to hire than the normal lubby. They are known mainly for their lack of a general, but this doesn't seem to dissuade them as they settle all disputes with a few fisticuffs with the winner making the decision.
They often wear armour, but it is often of poor quality, yet still better than what a non military lubby would have.
Trivia[]
- The Militia O' Lubbb are shown to study stuff sometimes.
- Smart lubbies are ostracised but they trust smart people who aren't lubbies.
- Teletubbies often consider them a lame ripoff and even if only semi related, a disgrace to all tubbies.
- All other Ventervision species do dislike lubbies, but to varying degrees.
- Lubbies are aware of this hatred, but continue to serve the Teletubbies if needed, mostly because they are stockpiling for their vengeance.
- They are generally able to tolerate radiation due to the toxicness of Lubbyland, but sometimes they get mutated.
Teletubbies