Not to be confused with Zhen, Shen Bobson or anyone else with the last name Shen.
How many times do I have to kill the same stinking panda?!
—Lord Shen
Lord Shen (Chinese: 主神沈, Zhǔ shén shěn, lit. Lord God Jones), or simply Shen (like Mario, his first name is the same as his last name) is a peacock. He has an oddly-specific 92 feathers on his tail, each of which are believed to passively emit some sort of psychic influence capable of manifesting as one's worst fears. Such is also true of his symbol, which is a known cognitohazard.
He is the leader of the Seven Deadly Sines and represents Pride. If he's a deadly sine, we don't know his frequency.
At some point he managed to seize control of the Guangdong province of China during his search for metal. Here he declared the Chinese Empire, even though he only had control of one small province. To be fair, though, it was an empire, and it was Chinese. It was also here that he recruited the Angry Birds for his diabolical schemes.
Personality[]
Shen, simply put, is a textbook megalomaniac. Not only does he think he looks gorgeous (truth be told, he does, but he's also kinda ugly since he's actually an old man) but he flaunts such, and is willing to make anyone who says otherwise an UnPerson. He has no thoughts about wiping entire cities off the map, and has done so multiple times in the past - for example, the destruction of Hong Kong in 1997 via use of Tong Shau Ping, a superweapon that's clearly just a ripoff of Hyrule's D.I.N.N.E.R. He also particularly hates pandas because of a mystical prophecy from Cheese Irwin that a panda would punch his mama in the fay.
Fighting style[]
In combat, Shen is exceptionally lethal, on par with some Undefeatables . It is believed that two of the warlords that he killed in his conquest of Guangdong were likely on the level of Super Strong Giant Person, and that Shen was prolonging the fight for the plot. To quote another wiki more versed on the subject of animals that know kung fu:
"Shen's kung fu skills were so advanced that he could hold his own against both Storming Ox and Croc, who were both revered and full-fledged kung fu masters. Shen was also able to counter every one of their moves flawlessly and with lethal precision, hinting that he could've killed them whenever he chose."
and
"When Shen engaged someone in close combat, not one move he made was wasted. He made full and efficient use of every technique, weapon, and tactic he had at his disposal, utilizing not only his bladed weapons but also his tail and talons."
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After conquering the hotly-contested Guangdong, he was briefly considered for a rare direct invitation to the Undefeatables shortly before his official blacklisting due to being deemed an "OP Gary Stu" and "timewank", which are secret codewords used by the Undefeatables to refer to guys that are too Unfunny. Unfortunately, he was too strong to just throw nukes at him from space and his cannon had a range that could knock out Undefeatable Co.™'s Kill Sats®, so the Undefeatables sent Tierboskat to throw nukes at him from closer range without getting blown up in retaliation.
For a while, the random guys Tierboskat had pulled up with morbed all over the place and kicked butt left, right, center, up, down, and in directions we didn't even know existed. Eventually, though, Star-Lord got mad at Shen for killing someone in the MCU, so Shen, ever the tactician, employed the secret Joestar technique of Running like hell, distracting everyone with Mao Zedong (who, for some reason, was a large, black dragon, because of AI Dungeon). Eventually, the fun gang made it to Hong Kong, which was besieged by flocks of Angry Birds, Decepticons, rogue sprite insurgents and even the giant floating head of Tong Shau Ping which had been turned into an ultimate weapon.
Not wanting to deal with all of this, Tierboskat got Bruce Lee's relative Chin to wipe out all 1.2 billion of Shen's fuckin' ugly wolves while he sent Po (the panda) to kick Shen's butt (which he did as per the events of KFP2). Star-Lord had to sit in timeout for being Stupid earlier. Shen is currently set to come back in 2024, though some have raised concerns over his portrayal via CGI.
Trivia[]
- He may have something to do with the Canadian Goose phenomenon. We're not sure.
- He sucks in Among Us.