Two against one? Well now, that doesn't seem fair. I'll have to even the odds. Master Cobra! Master Osprey! Master Scorpion! Master Wolf! General Kai! Lord Shen!
—The Chameleon, shape shifting into LordKaiMeleLung before its physical introduction.
Lord KaiMeleLung is the main antagonist of Kung Fu Panda Teletubby 6: The Final Chapter and a minor character in Kung Fu Panda Teletubby 4 (where it makes its debut when The Chameleon accidentally shapeshifts into it in as part of an experiment before the creature has been physically created) and Kung Fu Panda Teletubby 5. It is created as a fusion of Tai Lung, Lord Shen, Kai and The Chameleon. It is often considered Po's greatest nightmare.
History[]
Lord KaiMeleLung was created when Wario (who is the main antagonist of Kung Fu Panda Teletubby 5) gathered the corpses of Tai Lung, Lord Shen, Kai and The Chameleon (all slayed by Po) and fused them using the WaMachine 2.0. This is because Wario sought revenge on Po for her bloody actions. Even Master Mantis was forced to turn against his long lost friend, Po, just because he is Wario's henchman. Mantis then took Po to his "new workplace", which turned out to be a lab, where he and Wario showcased the creature to her. It scared Po so hard, that it made Po run all the way back to Teletubby Land and pray to Satan for 666 hours straight under her bed's blanket immediately after returning home. The creature's presence has also contributed to OVER 9000 constituent nightmares with it in them during her sleeps. However this did not prevent Lord KaiMeleLung from coming out from Po's head, since the creature had made her head its home.
Lord KaiMeleLung has also guaranteed that you no longer need to be scared of Po, since it is her Achilles' heel. Hence, whenever you bump into Po, never be a coward. You are able to save yourself simply by whispering "Lord KaiMeleLung", then this will most likely scare her away, and make you free from her.
Trivia[]
- Since Lord KaiMeleLung has become Po's Kryptonite, this also makes it good, because Po is EVIL.