"I ONLY LIKE PIZZA. PIZZA FOR BREAKFAST. PIZZA FOR LUNCH. PIZZA FOR DINNER." Farquaad against Gingy.
Lord Farquaad is the arch enemy of Shrek. He ate his favorite gingerbread man, tried to kill him, and attempted to steal his girlfriend. He was in the middle of killing Shrek when he was eaten by a dragon. So Shrek was SAFE!!! And he lived happily ever after with Fiona!! The most famous scene with Lord Farquaad is when his is sitting on the couch with Shrek with a gun up to him.
The secret is that he loves pizza because it killed Shrek. He also likes DINNER. He once tasted The Gingerbread Man but it tasted like Ginger butt so he spitted it out and said "I ONLY LIKE PIZZA. PIZZA FOR BREAKFAST. PIZZA FOR LUNCH. PIZZA FOR DINNER." So, he only likes pizza. If you give him something that isn't pizza, he come to your house, he will hunt you down, and he will kill you.
Moments with Lord FarQUAAT
