- I like evil, lovely evil, I like evil so much I can SCREAM!
- —Lord Evil, singing his favorite song from Donkey Kong
Lord Evil is a dude who is evil. He can do cool stuff with The Force. He is very evil.
He was born in the middle of the sun, and he is evil. He use the Force to fly to A Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far Far Away, and he was evil. He killed a bunch of people, and he was evil. He met Freak with the Hood, and joined him because he was evil. He went on missions, but then died, and he was evil. Did I mention he was evil?