Lololo, formerly known as LOL, is this blue thing who used to be a popular Nintendo character just like Mario, Link, and Pikachu. However, Lololo quickly faded into obscurity when Nintendo replaced him with Kirby.
History[]
In the NES shame, Adventures of Lolo, Lololo started off protecting Dreamland, but one day, he found out that King Dedede's daughter, Princess Lalala, was captured by Dr. Eggman. After solving 50 puzzles in order to get from one room to the other, Lololo finds Dr. Eggman, who forgot to hop inside one of his machines, so Lololo beats up and saves Lalala.
In Adventures of Lolo 2, Dr. Eggman returns and captures Lalala again. GOD DAMN IT!!! Lololo gets King Dedede's fatass off his throno so they can work together to save Lalala. After solving 50 MOAR puzzles, Lololo fights Dr. Eggman, who remembered to use his Egg Mobile this time. However, King Dedede attacks Dr. Eggman with his hammer, launching him into orbit. After Lalala gets recused, Lololo admits to King Dedede that he has a massive crush on Lalala, who is still oblivious about Lololo's feelings for her.
In Adventures of Lolo 3, Lololo is about to tell Lalala that he loves her until I.M. Meen interrupted the both of them by turning their friends, including Kind Dedede, into stone. Lololo and Lalala break into I.M. Meen's house and beat him up until he turned everybody back to normal. Lalala then tells Lololo that she loves him for simping for her proving his loyalty to her. Lololo and Lalala began dating ever since, but they never got married, LOL.
In Kirby's Dream Land, Lololo finds out that Kirby replaced him, so he and his girlfriend Lalala fight Kirby only to get their asses kicked. Lololo calls King Dedede and warns him about Kirby, but King Dedede didn't take him seriously until Kirby kicked his ass as well.
Ever since getting defeated by Kirby, Lololo faded into obscurity and watched as everybody remembered Kirby instead of him. Despite his life becoming shit, his girlfriend Lalala still loved him, and he became a master musician by working on songs for Undertale and Friday Night Fuckin'.
Trivia[]
- Lololo is a playable character in Super Smash Bros. FAIL.
- Lololo is friends with Oswald since they got replaced by Kirby and Mickey respectively.