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The shame's icon.
Lobotomy Dash is a shame which used to be the hardest shame ever made. Even harder than Super Mario Bros. 2. It was originally made in 2013 by Box Tops for Education to try and stop kids from playing shames and go back to doing their homework, but then The Noob hacked it to be more stupid than TikTok and Skibidi Toilet combined. It has lots of geometric shapes in it like Square, Triangle, and Circle, which is why the Ancient Geeks call it Geometry Dash.
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Anyways, the old Geometry Dash that everyone hated before is gone, which, knowing this community in an event everybody expected: caused everyone to go batcrap insane on the forums and complain for eternity. Even the ones who were too lazy to beat the levels before complained. In January 2033, Box Tops shut down the shame after realizing it was hacked, which made people stop complaining because they also file DMCA lawsuits after anyone who complains.
Shameplay[]
Trivia for the shame.
The shameplay for Lobotomy Dash varies wildly depending on what version you're playing:
1.0 – 2.1[]
The only thing you could do was poke the screen, making your guy jump and avoid getting hit by the incoming shapes. Sounds simple right? WRONG! You got to time when you poke the screen so your guy doesn't jump too early or late. And also there's lots of transformations because the lead developer played too much Changed (kind of like Tabuu). And there's also speed changes and flashing lights every 0.2 seconds. Each new update added more impossible levels for you to fail at, because people were starting to ACTUALLY BEAT the levels.
Some of the levels like Stereo Madness required you to have a 5.1 surround sound setup to hear "Type in [censored for this wiki] to beat da level!" from the 225° speaker to beat it, while others made you have to be stuck in traffic like Deadlocked. Overall, none of the levels were very good because of their obscure/weird win conditions, and the only people who liked these levels were guys who were already into ARGs.
2.2+[]
The sun as it appears in this shame.
So in the 2.2 update, The Noob hacked the shame and replaced all the levels with his own levels. He filled them with a bunch of random crap that makes no sense that also gives you a seizure. A bunch of n00bs hacked the levels he hacked, and filled them with even more dumb faces and Counter-Strike voicelines. All the levels are stupidly easy now, but you will become stupid if you play them.
If you want to be a dork about it, it's "technically" still just the 2.1 update still because he forgot to change the title screen.
Infinity[]
All the faces this shame makes.
Released in the year 10,000, Lobotomy Dash Infinity has every single feature possible in the entire universe, including, but not limited to:
- VR capabilities,
- A stage hazard in the obstacle editor that will make a hand come out of the screen come out and choke you if you keep on losing,
- -2D, -1D, 0D, 1D, 2D, 3D, 4D, 5D, 6D, all the way up to infinite dimensions both positive and negative that the game can be played in,
- A gameplay mode where you control the game with your voice (short scream will cause a jump, and when you're flying, you have to keep on screaming but constantly change the pitch, and higher pitch makes the flyer go higher, while lower pitch makes the flyer go lower),
- Embed boss fights from other games in the level editor so someone has to fight the Ender Dragon and an Undertale boss simultaneously while jumping over spikes (with VR but without VR would be even harder),
- More custom hard gamemodes, like "SO HARD YOUR EYES WILL EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR HEAD", and "EXTREME TO THE POINT OF DEATH", "SUPER EXTREME NIGHTMARE SPARTAN LAZ0R", and more stupidly difficult gamemodes in all caps.
Trivia[]
- Garfield forces Jon to play this
- FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!!!
Proof.
